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Big Gay TJ's Big Gay Sex Dream... Originally Posted by timesjoke Welcome to the RO sex stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group


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Old 11-08-2009, 06:44 AM   #1
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TJ's Big Gay Sex Dream About Me!

Big Gay TJ's Big Gay Sex Dream...

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Welcome to the RO sex stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition.

RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon screwing. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist.

Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm.

Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event.......
In case you all didn't know, little TJ and I have been going back and forth in a big gay tug-of-war!

To sum things up, I ceded victory to TJ in the "gay sex game". Why did I cede, you might ask?

Alright I will tell you...

A) TJ has said that I have a hard time admitting that I was wrong to instigate a gay sex game.

B) I'm not gay and have no need for a sash and crown.

C) TJ is a far superior mind in the gay sex game arena than I knew, unbeknown to my fellows in the boards, in my heart that I would lose miserably.

D) I'm not gay and would rather not be known as the winner of a gay sex game.

Again, I urge all of you to congratulate TJ on a sweeping victory and welcome our new gay king!

ALL HAIL TJ! LORD OF THE QUEERS!

The Full Story (Link to the thread in the off-topic forum)
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:09 AM   #2
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I'm proud of ya boy.. I always told ya you could do anything if you put your mind to it.. you bring a tear to my eye..


By the way son.. can I borrow your pink garter and red pumps this weekend?
 
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Way to go TJ....you win! You are clearly the gayest member here.

I don't think there's any way that any of us could possibly dispute it! Your grasp of the homosexual mind is flawless and natural. You certainly went above and beyond the call of gay duty here to "win" the GAY SEX GAME. You make Liberace look like a straight up hetero pimp!

All hail TJ! LOTQ!!!!!
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Pretty funny how you want to rewrite history RO.

I even sent you a pm trying to warn you not to play this way with me and you kept on pushing your gay games so I had to shut you down, too bad you such at the game "YOU" started.

But your constantly a major dissapointement in the work games RO, it seems your nothing more than a blow hard......but that should serve you well in your gay fantacies.



With all this dodging of the truth there is a big question you run from, why did you want to start this kind of game with me in the first place? Seems like your the one with the Gay Sex Dreams, not me


Now that I have rejected your advances, your going to get ugly?
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Pretty funny how you want to rewrite history RO.

I even sent you a pm trying to warn you not to play this way with me and you kept on pushing your gay games so I had to shut you down, too bad you such at the game "YOU" started.

But your constantly a major dissapointement in the work games RO, it seems your nothing more than a blow hard......but that should serve you well in your gay fantacies.



With all this dodging of the truth there is a big question you run from, why did you want to start this kind of game with me in the first place? Seems like your the one with the Gay Sex Dreams, not me


Now that I have rejected your advances, your going to get ugly?
You really can't comprehend that when a man calls you "sweetheart" or uses a similar term of what is normally reserved for endearment during an exchange of words that he is being condescending toward you?

No....only a narcissistic moron like you would assume it was an actual attempt to hit on you.

emkay truly said it best - TJ, the only way for you to get any dumber is if you grew bigger.
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You really can't comprehend that when a man calls you "sweetheart" or uses a similar term of what is normally reserved for endearment during an exchange of words that he is being condescending toward you?

No....only a narcissistic moron like you would assume it was an actual attempt to hit on you.

emkay truly said it best - TJ, the only way for you to get any dumber is if you grew bigger.
I don't know what your talking about Ali, this game RO started months ago with RO out of nowhere playing gay sex games with me. I did not want to "respond" to his games unless he was doing out of fun and sent him a private message saying exactly that.


I told RO that in my experience, if someone is playing the gay sex games to be mean or angry, that it always ended badly with my opposition being pissed off. And as it turns out, I was right (as usual). RO started the gay games with me, then he could not compete, and is now pissed off beyone measure and even threatened to come find me in his anger.


This entire thing was started, pressured, and has gotten out of control because of RO, not me, I tried to warn him and he ignored my warning. Why RO was compelled to start gay games with me I have no idea, but it seems me rejecting his advances has caused him a great deal of anger that he is now expressing.


I guess women are not the only ones who get ugly when scorned.
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I don't know what your talking about Ali, this game RO started months ago with RO out of nowhere playing gay sex games with me. I did not want to "respond" to his games unless he was doing out of fun and sent him a private message saying exactly that.


I told RO that in my experience, if someone is playing the gay sex games to be mean or angry, that it always ended badly with my opposition being pissed off. And as it turns out, I was right (as usual). RO started the gay games with me, then he could not compete, and is now pissed off beyone measure and even threatened to come find me in his anger.


This entire thing was started, pressured, and has gotten out of control because of RO, not me, I tried to warn him and he ignored my warning. Why RO was compelled to start gay games with me I have no idea, but it seems me rejecting his advances has caused him a great deal of anger that he is now expressing.


I guess women are not the only ones who get ugly when scorned.
Out of control?

Haha... that's laughable. You're laughable.

This thing is perfectly under control, "can't get right". I know exactly what I am doing and what I did, to hopefully END THE BS, was cede victory over to you.

YOU are spinning it out of control with the constant barrage of allegations that I started the gay games and repeating them to ad nauseum! What's the matter? Don't know how to win the right way? Can't get that right? What is it about ceding victory do you not understand?

You won!

You won!

All hail! King TJ, Lord of the Queers!

Ohhhh.... and let it be known all over this forum that I started the gay games but YOU finished them! I admit defeat, I lose, I have lost, I have been beaten and sorely to a far superior power!

Again!

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I even sent you a pm trying to warn you not to play this way with me and you kept on pushing your gay games so I had to shut you down, too bad you such at the game "YOU" started.
Yes, I started it and you won!

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So tell us all why you insisted in pushing the gay games RO?


I asked you not to do this if you were going to get upset but you refused to listen, being as gay is on your lips so much, Sounds like your the one obsessing, not me.
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So tell us all why you insisted in pushing the gay games RO?


I asked you not to do this if you were going to get upset but you refused to listen, being as gay is on your lips so much, Sounds like your the one obsessing, not me.
In your little world, you think that I am angry. You think that I am upset.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

And I am obsessed with getting this point across to you: I ceded victory of the gay sex game to you, TJ! You won! You beat me! You bested me! You are victorious!

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