Bertie the Bunyip

Mxsmanic <mxsmanic@gmail.com> wrote in
news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:

> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you through
> some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40
> degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a plausible reason
> why. What do you do?
>

Hit pause and make a cu of tea.

Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.


Bertie

gregvk

Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Mxsmanic <mxsmanic@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>
>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you through
>> some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40
>> degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a plausible reason
>> why. What do you do?
>>
>
> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>
> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.
>
>
> Bertie

Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what you
want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for little kids
and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for pilots, too, right?

Bertie the Bunyip

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Mxsmanic <mxsmanic@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>
>>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>>
>>
>> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>
>> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
> you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
> little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
> pilots, too, right?
>

Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim. He
comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
better because he's tried it in MSFS..

He priceless!


Bertie

Tina

On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote innews:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>
>
>
> > Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> >> Mxsmanic <mxsma...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >>news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.co m:
>
> >>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
> >>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
> >>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
> >>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
> >>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>
> >> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>
> >> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
> > you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
> > little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
> > pilots, too, right?
>
> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
> offers tours to women. Here's his website;http://www.atkielski.com/
> He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
> His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim. He
> comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
> answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
> better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>
> He priceless!
>
> Bertie

great change of subject -- it's fair warning. Perhaps we should do
that to all of the threads he posts in.

Nice contribution, BtB

Bertie the Bunyip

Tina <tbaker27705@gmail.com> wrote in
news:55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:

> On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote:
>> gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote
>> innews:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>
>> > Bertie the Bunyip <A...@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
>> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>> >> Mxsmanic <mxsma...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >>news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.co m:
>>
>> >>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>> >>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>> >>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>> >>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>> >>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>
>> >> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>
>> >> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you
>> > what you want or until your problem just goes away by itself.
>> > Works for little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should
>> > work for pilots, too, right?
>>
>> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
>> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
>> and offers tours to women. Here's his
>> website;http://www.atkielski.com/ He also has a begging bowl on
>> amazon.... His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft
>> flight sim. He comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which
>> are often duly answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel
>> them he knows better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>>
>> He priceless!
>>
>> Bertie
>
> great change of subject -- it's fair warning. Perhaps we should do
> that to all of the threads he posts in.
>
> Nice contribution, BtB

Well, actually, I was just introducing him to the the vampire.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip

Larry Dighera <LDighera@att.net> wrote in
news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina <tbaker27705@gmail.com>
> wrote in
> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>Newsgroups:
>>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.v ampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>>onk
>
>
> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>

Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?

Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
going about it the right way.



Bertie



Bertie

Maxwell

In article <g1t23t$dt8$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Larry Dighera <LDighera@att.net> wrote in
> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>
> > On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina <tbaker27705@gmail.com>
> > wrote in
> > <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >
> >>Newsgroups:
> >>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.v ampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >>onk
> >
> >
> > Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> > newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >
>
> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?

He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that

> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> going about it the right way.

Meow?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

gregvk

Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1t23t$dt8$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Larry Dighera <LDighera@att.net> wrote in
> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina <tbaker27705@gmail.com>
>> wrote in
>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>>Newsgroups:
>>>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.v ampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>>>onk
>>
>>
>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>
>
> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>
> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> going about it the right way.
>
>
>
> Bertie

Looks like Larry Diarrhea is pretty "special" himself.

gregvk

Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1smgt$fgd$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
> news:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> Mxsmanic <mxsmanic@gmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>>>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>>>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>>>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>>>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>>
>>> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
>> you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
>> little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
>> pilots, too, right?
>>
>
> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
> offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
> He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
> His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim.
He
> comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
> answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
> better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>
> He priceless!
>
>
> Bertie

I once made a simple calculator using one of those logic simulator
programs where you plot AND, OR and NOT gates on the screen and connect
the inputs and outputs. Guess that makes me a ****in VLSI engineer.

Maxwell

In article <Xns9AB087A7C6FE9CE1A9E8C9001063@127.0.0.1>, gregvk says...

> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:g1t23t$dt8$2
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> > Larry Dighera <LDighera@att.net> wrote in
> > news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina <tbaker27705@gmail.com>
> >> wrote in
> >> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >>
> >>>Newsgroups:
> >>>
> > rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.v ampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >>>onk
> >>
> >>
> >> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> >> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >>
> >
> > Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
> >
> > Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> > going about it the right way.
> >
> >
> >
> > Bertie
>
> Looks like Larry Diarrhea is pretty "special" himself.

The more time I spend here, the more targets I find.

I think Bertie has done a fantastic job of priming the pump.


--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"