Colonel Jake

George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com>
<e63ad32e-bd76-489a-b615-44f09b286290@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
:
:Colonel Jake <SergeantYork@comcast.net>
:>
:>George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com>
:>:
:>:Colonel Jake <SergeantYork@comcast.net>
:>:>
:>:>Art Deco <erfc-1024@usa.net>
:>:>:
:>:>:Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham>
:>:>:>
:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com>
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
:>:>:>:>
:>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com>
:>:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:>:drop dead
:>:>:>:>drop dead
:>:>:>:drop dead punk
:>:>:>drop dead punk
:>:>:drop dead punk
:>:>drop dead punk
:>:
:>:EXACTLY
:>:
:>
:>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney),
:>"They're all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..."
:>
:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:

Wrong!,
"For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have
boyfriends!!!,...., and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one
(George 'Fluty' Maloney), who poasted into your new found friends,
Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded ****ING Joke Monkey)..."

:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:

What'sa'mat'ta?,
"Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..."
(George "Fluty" Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))

:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:

DAMN!,
"Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."

:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:

drop dead punk

:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:

"BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."

COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
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--

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:
:'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
:
:>
:><Newsfroups restored>
:>
:>drop dead punk
:>

honestjohn@centurytel.net

"Colonel Jake" <SergeantYork@comcast.net> wrote in message

> "For one?!?!?!,...., I don't have boyfriends!!!!

Just say "NO" to Penis, Monkey-Boi !!!!1111!!!!

HJ

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity

On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:02:47 -0700, Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
> George "Fluty" Maloney
> :Colonel Jake
> :>George "Fluty" Maloney
> :>:Colonel Jake
> :>:>Art Deco
> :>:>:Archie Leach
> :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
> :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
> :>:>:>:>:
> :>:>:>:>:drop dead
> :>:>:>:>drop dead
> :>:>:>:drop dead punk
> :>:>:>drop dead punk
> :>:>:drop dead punk
> :>:>drop dead punk
> :>:
> :>:EXACTLY
> :>:
> :>:
> :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're all?!?!?!,....,
> :>your friends!!!..."
> :>
> :>
> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
> :
> :
> Wrong!,
> "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have boyfriends!!!,....,
> and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one (George 'Fluty' Maloney), who
> poasted into your new found friends, Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded
> ****ING Joke Monkey)..."
>
>
> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
> :
> :
> What'sa'mat'ta?,
> "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..." (George "Fluty"
> Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>
>
> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
> :
> :
> DAMN!,
> "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>
>
> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
> :
> :
> drop dead punk
>
>
> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
> :
> :
> "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."

Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed of k00ks, and
is therefore entirely appropriate for x-poasting to AUK. Of course, this
is a natural by-product of the fact that he himself is a k00k, and unaware
of the fact.

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<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>

"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/mag...n91/chung.html

"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>

"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>

"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>

http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php

"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
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Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel

"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>

"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups .com>

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>

"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
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"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.c om>

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

Art Deco

<"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:

>On Jun 27, 10:40*pm, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
><absurd_number_of_ni...@hell.everyposehasits.corn > wrote:
>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:02:47 -0700, Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :Colonel Jake
>> > :>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:Colonel Jake
>> > :>:>Art Deco
>> > :>:>:Archie Leach
>> > :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> > :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:>:>:>:
>> > :>:>:>:>:drop dead
>> > :>:>:>:>drop dead
>> > :>:>:>:drop dead punk
>> > :>:>:>drop dead punk
>> > :>:>:drop dead punk
>> > :>:>drop dead punk
>> > :>:
>> > :>:EXACTLY
>> > :>:
>> > :>:
>> > :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're all?!?!?!,....,
>> > :>your friends!!!..."
>> > :>
>> > :>
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> > :
>> > Wrong!,
>> > "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have boyfriends!!!,....,
>> > and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one (George 'Fluty' Maloney), who
>> > poasted into your new found friends, Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded
>> > ****ING Joke Monkey)..."
>>
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> > :
>> > What'sa'mat'ta?,
>> > "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..." (George "Fluty"
>> > Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>>
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> > :
>> > DAMN!,
>> > "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>>
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> > :
>> > drop dead punk
>>
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> > :
>> > "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
>>
>> Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed of k00ks, and
>> is therefore entirely appropriate for x-poasting to AUK. Of course, this
>> is a natural by-product of the fact that he himself is a k00k, and unaware
>> of the fact.
>
>Your moms a kook for giving birth to your sorry ass.

Look here, fluvie invoked a devastating mommie lame.

--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen

Pinku-Sensei

The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.cor n> wrote in
newsan.2008.06.28.02.40.06.528107
@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.
616:

> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:02:47 -0700, Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> George "Fluty" Maloney
>> :Colonel Jake
>> :>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> :>:Colonel Jake
>> :>:>Art Deco
>> :>:>:Archie Leach
>> :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> :>:>:>:>:
>> :>:>:>:>:drop dead
>> :>:>:>:>drop dead
>> :>:>:>:drop dead punk
>> :>:>:>drop dead punk
>> :>:>:drop dead punk
>> :>:>drop dead punk
>> :>:
>> :>:EXACTLY
>> :>:
>> :>:
>> :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're
>> :>all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..."
>> :>
>> :>
>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> :
>> :
>> Wrong!,
>> "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have
>> boyfriends!!!,...., and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one (George
>> 'Fluty' Maloney), who poasted into your new found friends,
>> Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded ****ING Joke Monkey)..."
>>
>>
>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> :
>> :
>> What'sa'mat'ta?,
>> "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..." (George "Fluty"
>> Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>>
>>
>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> :
>> :
>> DAMN!,
>> "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>>
>>
>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> :
>> :
>> drop dead punk
>>
>>
>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> :
>> :
>> "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
>
> Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed of k00ks,
> and is therefore entirely appropriate for x-poasting to AUK. Of
> course, this is a natural by-product of the fact that he himself is a
> k00k, and unaware of the fact.

Yes, but he's a low-level real-lifing kook with /no/ awards, although
he's been nominated for them. The same is true of Gary Duguay, who I
believe has never been nominated. The third member of the "RAMD Asswipe
Brigade" Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble, however, finally earned his first
award with the Golden Killfile this month. It's time to see if all
three of them together have the ability to win an award for group
effort.

For their months-long campaign to run the outsiders, particularly the
kookologists, out of RAMD, which has resulting in /increasing/ the
attention of the kookologists, including one of their members winning an
award and the mocking of their efforts by several cascades, I am using
my FNVW privilege to nominate the RAMD Asswipe Brigade, whose current
membership includes George "Fluty" Mahoney, Gary Duguay, and Jeffrey
"Jazzycat" Noble, for the Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart to
oppose Andrew Chung.

Seconds for the RAMD Asswipe Brigade, the post-show parking-lot brawlers
of USENET?
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Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
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Pinku-Sensei <pinku-sensei@caballista.org>
<news:g46m58$b7b$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com >
>
>The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
><absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn >
>>
>> Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and screamed:
>> >
>> > George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :Colonel Jake
>> > :>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:Colonel Jake
>> > :>:>Art Deco
>> > :>:>:Archie Leach
>> > :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> > :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>> > :>:>:>:>:
>> > :>:>:>:>:drop dead
>> > :>:>:>:>drop dead
>> > :>:>:>:drop dead punk
>> > :>:>:>drop dead punk
>> > :>:>:drop dead punk
>> > :>:>drop dead punk
>> > :>:
>> > :>:EXACTLY
>> > :>:
>> > :>
>> > :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're
>> > :>all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..."
>> > :>
>> > :
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> >
>> > Wrong!,
>> > "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have
>> > boyfriends!!!,...., and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one
>> > (George 'Fluty' Maloney), who poasted into your new found
>> > friends, Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded ****ING Joke
>> > Monkey)..."
>> >
>> > :
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> >
>> > What'sa'mat'ta?,
>> > "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..."
>> > (George "Fluty" Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>> >
>> > :
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> >
>> > DAMN!,
>> > "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>> >
>> > :
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> >
>> > drop dead punk
>> >
>> > :
>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>> > :
>> >
>> > "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
>> >

<Subject Link restored>

COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/GB0009/)

</Subject Link restored>

>>
>>Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed
>>of k00ks, and is therefore entirely appropriate for
>>x-poasting to AUK. Of course, this is a natural by-product
>>of the fact that he himself is a k00k, and unaware of the
>>fact.
>>
>
>Yes, but he's a low-level real-lifing kook with /no/ awards,
>although he's been nominated for them. The same is true of
>Gary Duguay, who I believe has never been nominated. The
>third member of the "RAMD Asswipe Brigade"
>Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble, however, finally earned his first
award with the Golden Killfile this month. It's time to see if
>all three of them together have the ability to win an award
>for group effort.
>
>For their months-long campaign to run the outsiders,
>particularly the kookologists, out of RAMD, which has
>resulting in /increasing/ the attention of the kookologists,
>including one of their members winning an award and the
>mocking of their efforts by several cascades, I am using my
>FNVW privilege to nominate the RAMD Asswipe Brigade, whose
>current membership includes George "Fluty" Mahoney,
>Gary Duguay, and Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble, for the
>Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart to oppose Andrew Chung.
>
>Seconds for the RAMD Asswipe Brigade,
>the post-show parking-lot brawlers of USENET?
>

I Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez!,
"Being of sound mind and having full faculties?!?!?!,....,
hereby Second teh RAMD Asswipe Brigade, a.k.a.:
George "Fluty" Maloney,
Gary Duguay,
and Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble,
for teh Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award, so that
they can all, be on teh AUK's der'Vote Ballot for June, 2008!!!..."

May Bob?,
"Have mercy on their souls?!?!?!..."

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http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/

Alt.Usenet.KoOks der'Official KoOk****e is under construction

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´

>
>--
>Pinku-Sensei
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>Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
>Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://web.archive.org/web/200706262...lista.org/auk/
>New website under construction

"All Hail!!!,...., Pinku-Sensei!!!..."

Meat Plow

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:48:41 +0000, Pinku-Sensei wrote:

> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.cor n> wrote in
> newsan.2008.06.28.02.40.06.528107
> @lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it. 616:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:02:47 -0700, Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> :Colonel Jake
>>> :>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> :>:Colonel Jake
>>> :>:>Art Deco
>>> :>:>:Archie Leach
>>> :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> :>:>:>:>:
>>> :>:>:>:>:drop dead
>>> :>:>:>:>drop dead
>>> :>:>:>:drop dead punk
>>> :>:>:>drop dead punk
>>> :>:>:drop dead punk
>>> :>:>drop dead punk
>>> :>:
>>> :>:EXACTLY
>>> :>:
>>> :>:
>>> :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're
>>> :>all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..."
>>> :>
>>> :>
>>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> :
>>> :
>>> Wrong!,
>>> "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have
>>> boyfriends!!!,...., and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one (George
>>> 'Fluty' Maloney), who poasted into your new found friends,
>>> Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded ****ING Joke Monkey)..."
>>>
>>>
>>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> :
>>> :
>>> What'sa'mat'ta?,
>>> "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..." (George "Fluty"
>>> Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>>>
>>>
>>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> :
>>> :
>>> DAMN!,
>>> "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>>>
>>>
>>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> :
>>> :
>>> drop dead punk
>>>
>>>
>>> :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> :
>>> :
>>> "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
>>
>> Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed of k00ks, and
>> is therefore entirely appropriate for x-poasting to AUK. Of course, this
>> is a natural by-product of the fact that he himself is a k00k, and
>> unaware of the fact.
>
> Yes, but he's a low-level real-lifing kook with /no/ awards, although he's
> been nominated for them. The same is true of Gary Duguay, who I believe
> has never been nominated. The third member of the "RAMD Asswipe Brigade"
> Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble, however, finally earned his first award with the
> Golden Killfile this month. It's time to see if all three of them
> together have the ability to win an award for group effort.
>
> For their months-long campaign to run the outsiders, particularly the
> kookologists, out of RAMD, which has resulting in /increasing/ the
> attention of the kookologists, including one of their members winning an
> award and the mocking of their efforts by several cascades, I am using my
> FNVW privilege to nominate the RAMD Asswipe Brigade, whose current
> membership includes George "Fluty" Mahoney, Gary Duguay, and Jeffrey
> "Jazzycat" Noble, for the Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart to oppose
> Andrew Chung.
>
> Seconds for the RAMD Asswipe Brigade, the post-show parking-lot brawlers
> of USENET?

Secundado en Español

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:16:26 -0600, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> <"fluty1@msn.com"> wrote:
>>On Jun 27, 10:40*pm, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
>>> On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:02:47 -0700, Colonel Jake did the cha-cha, and
>>> screamed:
>>> > George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> > :Colonel Jake
>>> > :>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> > :>:Colonel Jake
>>> > :>:>Art Deco
>>> > :>:>:Archie Leach
>>> > :>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> > :>:>:>:The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> > :>:>:>:>George "Fluty" Maloney
>>> > :>:>:>:>:
>>> > :>:>:>:>:drop dead
>>> > :>:>:>:>drop dead
>>> > :>:>:>:drop dead punk
>>> > :>:>:>drop dead punk
>>> > :>:>:drop dead punk
>>> > :>:>drop dead punk
>>> > :>:
>>> > :>:EXACTLY
>>> > :>:
>>> > :>:
>>> > :>Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're
>>> > :>all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..."
>>> > :>
>>> > :>
>>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> > :
>>> > :
>>> > Wrong!,
>>> > "For one?!?!?! (Joke Monkey Maloney),...., I dont have
>>> > boyfriends!!!,...., and for two?!?!?!,...., you're teh one (George
>>> > 'Fluty' Maloney), who poasted into your new found friends,
>>> > Newsfroups!!! (not me, you retarded ****ING Joke Monkey)..."
>>>
>>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> > :
>>> > :
>>> > What'sa'mat'ta?,
>>> > "Cant suck up?!?!?!,...., to your own, ****UP!!!..." (George "Fluty"
>>> > Maloney (whining little ****ING koOk BITCH))
>>>
>>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> > :
>>> > :
>>> > DAMN!,
>>> > "Almost goOd enough?!?!?!,...., for a Darth Bawl!!!..."
>>>
>>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> > :
>>> > :
>>> > drop dead punk
>>>
>>> > :'cause...you and your boyfriend pinky brought them here;]
>>> > :
>>> > :
>>> > "BAM1BAM" "campaign continues to plonk the kooks!!!..."
>>>
>>> Fluty apparently fails to comprehend that RAMD is a hotbed of k00ks,
>>> and is therefore entirely appropriate for x-poasting to AUK. Of course,
>>> this is a natural by-product of the fact that he himself is a k00k, and
>>> unaware of the fact.
>>
>>Your moms a kook for giving birth to your sorry ass.
>
> Look here, fluvie invoked a devastating mommie lame.

Whatever shall I do??? Mum will be _so_ down, when she hears of it on
Monday. Well, for about a second or two.

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8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then?

I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and
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To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.

Colonel Jake

<Newsfroups restored>

Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW exclaimed:
>Archie Leach whined:
>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>Chicken**** George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez spewd teh obvious:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez!,
>>>>>>"Being of sound mind and having full faculties?!?!?!,....,
>>>>>
>>>>>STOP right there...
>>>>STOP right there...
>>>STOP right there...
>>STOP right there...
>STOP right there...
STOP right there...

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young

On Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:07:10 -0700, Colonel Jake fixed me with a beady
eye, and foamed wildly:
> <Newsfroups restored>
> Teh Secretary to Teh Imperial Court of MEOW exclaimed:
>>Archie Leach whined:
>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>Chicken**** George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez spewd teh obvious:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I Joey "Colonel Jake" Jimenez!,
>>>>>>>"Being of sound mind and having full faculties?!?!?!,....,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>STOP right there...
>>>>>STOP right there...
>>>>STOP right there...
>>>STOP right there...
>>STOP right there...
>STOP right there...
STOP right there...

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