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Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
I read the first post then I read the last post but in between all I visualised was a tissue full of male fantasy coming to fruition! Did I miss much? and more to the point should I return and waste precious minutes of my life that would be better spent with my love wand and a picture of ......


......... as I said to my ex wife "well I enjoyed it "
 

*Chi*

Big Time BS'er
Chopper said:
I read the first post then I read the last post but in between all I visualised was a tissue full of male fantasy coming to fruition! Did I miss much? and more to the point should I return and waste precious minutes of my life that would be better spent with my love wand and a picture of ......


......... as I said to my ex wife "well I enjoyed it "
I smell a troll...
 

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
So just because an intellectually superior British citizen has floundered upon your shores to give stimulation to a forum in need of a clitorial tutorial massaging am I a
Persona non grata :p
 

wez

Big Time BS
Chopper said:
So just because an intellectually superior British citizen has floundered upon your shores to give stimulation to a forum in need of a clitorial tutorial massaging am I a
Persona non grata :p
Good to see a new verbal masturbationist... feel free to erect yourself a nice pedestal in this thread.. Intellectually superior, huh? ... sh*t.. you're off to a good start... keep up the good work..

carry on.. persona non grata..
 

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
I was going to quote you then had second thoughts! Why waste cyberletters in this time of austerity ! I am not a Troll as such but am here to stimulate a forum in need of titilation and a shot up the posterior ! My first forum and already my new mates are hostile !
 
Chopper said:
I was going to quote you then had second thoughts! Why waste cyberletters in this time of austerity ! I am not a Troll as such but am here to stimulate a forum in need of titilation and a shot up the posterior ! My first forum and already my new mates are hostile !
Arghghgh!! Hallelujah! Finally, someone who doesn't bore me to bat$hit.

Welcome Chopper, with all my warmth and support.

Please stick around. Everyone here will roll their eyes and try to make you behave 'normally', but be strong!!!!!
 

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
Anna Perenna said:
Arghghgh!! Hallelujah! Finally, someone who doesn't bore me to bat$hit.

Welcome Chopper, with all my warmth and support.

Please stick around. Everyone here will roll their eyes and try to make you behave 'normally', but be strong!!!!!
I have never behaved normally since I was conceived in a test tube all those years ago ! My dad was a pipette and mummy a saline solution so I never fitted in anywhere but I feel I must put down roots somewhere and this forum may well be a short respite in my search for nirvana and true enlightenment!
 

*Chi*

Big Time BS'er
Chopper said:
I have never behaved normally since I was conceived in a test tube all those years ago ! My dad was a pipette and mummy a saline solution so I never fitted in anywhere but I feel I must put down roots somewhere and this forum may well be a short respite in my search for nirvana and true enlightenment!
That explains a lot. You do seem like a Science experiment of sorts.
 

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
RoyalOrleans said:
Your dad knew Gladys Knight?
That explains a lot to me now that I never understood ! oh as I remember back when ............


the way we were...I try to remember..........I've got to use my imagination..... I think I said to him.......Help Me Make It Through the Night he replied son take the.......Midnight Train to Georgia..........it was...the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me...............

Memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-coloured memories
Of the way we were !


Brings tears to my eyes even now!
 

Chopper

Big Time BS'er
I was going to reply you sad boring person then I had an Epiphany and realised it twas me posting such garbage ! Woe is me and cuhnit will be on me henceforth ! Redemption ! I seek it ! BTW I watched Les Miserables - the film last night ! Tres Manifique ! If my french is not up to scratch - Merde !