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#1 Bertie the Bunyip

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Mxsmanic wrote in
news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:

> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you through
> some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40
> degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a plausible reason
> why. What do you do?
>

Hit pause and make a cu of tea.

Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.

Bertie

#2 gregvk

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Mxsmanic wrote in
> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>
>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you through
>> some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different heading, 40
>> degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a plausible reason
>> why. What do you do?
>>
>
> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>
> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>
>
> Bertie

Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what you
want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for little kids
and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for pilots, too, right?

#3 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Mxsmanic wrote in
>> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>
>>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>>
>>
>> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>
>> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
> you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
> little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
> pilots, too, right?
>

Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim. He
comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
better because he's tried it in MSFS..

He priceless!

Bertie

#4 Tina

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> gregvk wrote innews:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>
>
>
> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> >> Mxsmanic wrote in
> >>news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>
> >>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
> >>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
> >>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
> >>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
> >>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>
> >> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>
> >> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
> > you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
> > little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
> > pilots, too, right?
>
> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
> offers tours to women. Here's his website;http://www.atkielski.com/
> He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
> His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim. He
> comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
> answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
> better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>
> He priceless!
>
> Bertie

great change of subject -- it's fair warning. Perhaps we should do
that to all of the threads he posts in.

Nice contribution, BtB

#5 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:47 AM

Tina wrote in
news:55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:

> On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> gregvk wrote
>> innews:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>
>>
>> > Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
>> > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>> >> Mxsmanic wrote in
>> >>news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>
>> >>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>> >>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>> >>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>> >>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>> >>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>
>> >> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>
>> >> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>>
>> >> Bertie
>>
>> > Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you
>> > what you want or until your problem just goes away by itself.
>> > Works for little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should
>> > work for pilots, too, right?
>>
>> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
>> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
>> and offers tours to women. Here's his
>> website;http://www.atkielski.com/ He also has a begging bowl on
>> amazon.... His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft
>> flight sim. He comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which
>> are often duly answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel
>> them he knows better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>>
>> He priceless!
>>
>> Bertie
>
> great change of subject -- it's fair warning. Perhaps we should do
> that to all of the threads he posts in.
>
> Nice contribution, BtB

Well, actually, I was just introducing him to the the vampire.

Bertie

#6 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 09:47 AM

Larry Dighera wrote in
news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
> wrote in
> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>
>>Newsgroups:
>>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>>onk
>
>
> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>

Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?

Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
going about it the right way.

Bertie

Bertie

#7 Maxwell

Group: Guests

Posted 01 June 2008 - 05:47 PM

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Larry Dighera wrote in
> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>
> > On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
> > wrote in
> > <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >
> >>Newsgroups:
> >>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >>onk
> >
> >
> > Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> > newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >
>
> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?

He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that

> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> going about it the right way.

Meow?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

#8 gregvk

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1t23t$dt8$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> Larry Dighera wrote in
> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>> wrote in
>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>>Newsgroups:
>>>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>>>onk
>>
>>
>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>
>
> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>
> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> going about it the right way.
>
>
>
> Bertie

Looks like Larry Diarrhea is pretty "special" himself.

#9 gregvk

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1smgt$fgd$2
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk wrote in
> news:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>
>>> Mxsmanic wrote in
>>> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>>>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>>>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>>>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>>>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>>
>>> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>>
>> Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
>> you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
>> little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
>> pilots, too, right?
>>
>
> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW) and
> offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
> He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
> His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim.
He
> comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
> answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
> better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>
> He priceless!
>
>
> Bertie

I once made a simple calculator using one of those logic simulator
programs where you plot AND, OR and NOT gates on the screen and connect
the inputs and outputs. Guess that makes me a fuckin VLSI engineer.

#10 Maxwell

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

In article , Blakesy says...

> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
> :
>
> > In article , Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
> >>
> >>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
> >>> wrote in
> >>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >>>
> >>>>Newsgroups:
> >>>>
> >> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >>>>onk
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> >>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >>>
> >>
> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
> >
> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
> >
> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> >> going about it the right way.
> >
> > Meow?
>
>
>
> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without
> disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal offence:
>
> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used
> to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are
> transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his
> identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any
> person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or
> imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
>
> Report it here:
> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/

If you think the fbi/doj is going to take resources from its search for
OBL & Co to search for me, bring it on, k00k!

Meow!!!1!

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

#11 Maxwell

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

In article , gregvk says...

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1t23t$dt8$2
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
> > Larry Dighera wrote in
> > news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
> >> wrote in
> >> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >>
> >>>Newsgroups:
> >>>
> > rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >>>onk
> >>
> >>
> >> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> >> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >>
> >
> > Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
> >
> > Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> > going about it the right way.
> >
> >
> >
> > Bertie
>
> Looks like Larry Diarrhea is pretty "special" himself.

The more time I spend here, the more targets I find.

I think Bertie has done a fantastic job of priming the pump.

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

#12 gregvk

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Maxwell wrote in
news:MPG.22ac9dd7a6caf14a98b07a@notbxpats.edu:

> In article , Blakesy says...
>
>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > In article , Bertie the
>> > Bunyip says...
>> >
>> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
>> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>> >>
>> >>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>> >>> wrote in
>> >>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com
>> >>> >:
>> >>>
>> >>>>Newsgroups:
>> >>>>
>> >> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flon
>> >> k.fl
>> >>>>onk
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>> >>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>> >
>> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>> >
>> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion,
>> >> you're going about it the right way.
>> >
>> > Meow?
>>
>>
>>
>> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages
>> without disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal offence:
>>
>> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be
>> used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications
>> that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without
>> disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or
>> harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined
>> under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
>>
>> Report it here:
>> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
>> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/
>
> If you think the fbi/doj is going to take resources from its search
> for OBL & Co to search for me, bring it on, k00k!
>
> Meow!!!1!

Heh. Unless you're using an anonymous remailer (which you aren't), you
identify yourself when you login to the news server. Doesn't matter what
name appears at the top of your posts; the news server knows exactly who
you are, and that's what counts. ...So the most they'll do is have a
couple laughs and forward his whining to the Nitwit File.

#13 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

gregvk wrote in news:Xns9AB087A7C6FE9CE1A9E8C9001063
@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1t23t$dt8$2
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> Larry Dighera wrote in
>> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
@gmail.com>
>>> wrote in
>>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>>>
>>>>Newsgroups:
>>>>
>>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>>>>onk
>>>
>>>
>>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>>
>>
>> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>>
>> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
>> going about it the right way.
>>
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> Looks like Larry Diarrhea is pretty "special" himself.
>

Yeah, I keep telling him, but he's as thick as Maxwell.
I love it when they do that.

Bertie

#14 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

gregvk wrote in news:Xns9AB088A511A80CE1A9E8C9001063
@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1smgt$fgd$2
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote in
>> news:Xns9AAF9847F2B5BC9E80089B026E855@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
>>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>
>>>> Mxsmanic wrote in
>>>> news:jb1244d1j5medau9vlm0nj6q79jlc1nu3b@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
>>>>> heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
>>>>> through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
>>>>> heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
>>>>> plausible reason why. What do you do?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hit pause and make a cu of tea.
>>>>
>>>> Of course you can't afford tea, so you're fucked.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>>
>>> Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you what
>>> you want or until your problem just goes away by itself. Works for
>>> little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should work for
>>> pilots, too, right?
>>>
>>
>> Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
>> lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
and
>> offers tours to women. Here's his website; http://www.atkielski.com/
>> He also has a begging bowl on amazon....
>> His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft flight sim.
> He
>> comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which are often duly
>> answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel them he knows
>> better because he's tried it in MSFS..
>>
>> He priceless!
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> I once made a simple calculator using one of those logic simulator
> programs where you plot AND, OR and NOT gates on the screen and
connect
> the inputs and outputs. Guess that makes me a fuckin VLSI engineer.
>

Is that like Pachinko?

Bertie

#15 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Blakesy wrote in news:dst5qik5zdok.dlg@alt.net:

> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
> :
>
>> In article , Bertie the
>> Bunyip says...
>>
>>> Larry Dighera wrote in
>>> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>>>> wrote in
>>>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>Newsgroups:
>>>>>
>>>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.
>>> fl
>>>>>onk
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>>>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>>
>> He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>>
>>> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
>>> going about it the right way.
>>
>> Meow?
>
>
>
> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages
> without disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal offence:
>
> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be
> used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications
> that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without
> disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or
> harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined
> under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."
>
> Report it here:
> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/
>

Bwawhahwhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahw!

I have the name of the agent who last recieved komplaints about me if
you like.
He dubbed the k00k who komplained "the shrieking puffball" and ignored
all his further attempts to contact him.

But it'll be different fo ryou, I'm sure.

Bertie

#16 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

gregvk wrote in
news:Xns9AB0984BB13DBCE1A9E8C9001063@127.0.0.1:

> Maxwell wrote in
> news:MPG.22ac9dd7a6caf14a98b07a@notbxpats.edu:
>
>> In article , Blakesy says...
>>
>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
>>> :
>>>
>>> > In article , Bertie
>>> > the Bunyip says...
>>> >
>>> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
>>> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>> >>
>>> >>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>>> >>> wrote in
>>> >>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.co
>>> >>> m
>>> >>> >:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>Newsgroups:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo
>>> >> n k.fl
>>> >>>>onk
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>>> >>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>> >>>
>>> >>
>>> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>>> >
>>> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>>> >
>>> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion,
>>> >> you're going about it the right way.
>>> >
>>> > Meow?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages
>>> without disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal offence:
>>>
>>> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can
>>> be used to originate telecommunications or other types of
>>> communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the
>>> Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to
>>> annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the
>>> communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not
>>> more than two years, or both."
>>>
>>> Report it here:
>>> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
>>> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/
>>
>> If you think the fbi/doj is going to take resources from its search
>> for OBL & Co to search for me, bring it on, k00k!
>>
>> Meow!!!1!
>
> Heh. Unless you're using an anonymous remailer (which you aren't),
> you identify yourself when you login to the news server. Doesn't
> matter what name appears at the top of your posts; the news server
> knows exactly who you are, and that's what counts. ...So the most
> they'll do is have a couple laughs and forward his whining to the
> Nitwit File.
>

And thus they provide a valuable service to those brave boys by
lightening up thier day.

Bertie

#17 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Maxwell wrote in news:MPG.22ac657d8efb989198b074
@notbxpats.edu:

> In article , Bertie the
> Bunyip says...
>
>> Larry Dighera wrote in
>> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
@gmail.com>
>> > wrote in
>> > <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
>> >
>> >>Newsgroups:
>> >>
>>
rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
>> >>onk
>> >
>> >
>> > Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>> > newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>> >
>>
>> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>
> He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>
>> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
>> going about it the right way.
>
> Meow?
>

Nah. I'm not going to call for an invasion, but with a beacon like Lar
its inevitable, I think . He sees himself as the last barrier of defence
between civilasation and teh Meowers.

Bertie

#18 gregvk

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1vdkb$cso$8
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> gregvk wrote in
> news:Xns9AB0984BB13DBCE1A9E8C9001063@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Maxwell wrote in
>> news:MPG.22ac9dd7a6caf14a98b07a@notbxpats.edu:
>>
>>> In article , Blakesy says...
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>> > In article , Bertie
>>>> > the Bunyip says...
>>>> >
>>>> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
>>>> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>>>> >>> wrote in
>>>> >>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
> @x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.co
>>>> >>> m
>>>> >>> >:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>>Newsgroups:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo
>>>> >> n k.fl
>>>> >>>>onk
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>>>> >>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>>>> >
>>>> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>>>> >
>>>> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion,
>>>> >> you're going about it the right way.
>>>> >
>>>> > Meow?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages
>>>> without disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal offence:
>>>>
>>>> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can
>>>> be used to originate telecommunications or other types of
>>>> communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the
>>>> Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to
>>>> annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the
>>>> communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not
>>>> more than two years, or both."
>>>>
>>>> Report it here:
>>>> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
>>>> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/
>>>
>>> If you think the fbi/doj is going to take resources from its search
>>> for OBL & Co to search for me, bring it on, k00k!
>>>
>>> Meow!!!1!
>>
>> Heh. Unless you're using an anonymous remailer (which you aren't),
>> you identify yourself when you login to the news server. Doesn't
>> matter what name appears at the top of your posts; the news server
>> knows exactly who you are, and that's what counts. ...So the most
>> they'll do is have a couple laughs and forward his whining to the
>> Nitwit File.
>>
>
> And thus they provide a valuable service to those brave boys by
> lightening up thier day.
>
>
> Bertie

OMFG you're going to jail because you didn't post with your full legal
name and I'm telling on you. Neener neener neeeeeeeeeener.

#19 Maxwell

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

> Maxwell wrote in news:MPG.22ac657d8efb989198b074
> @notbxpats.edu:
>
> > In article , Bertie the
> > Bunyip says...
> >
> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
> >>
> >> > On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
> @gmail.com>
> >> > wrote in
> >> > <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
> @x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>:
> >> >
> >> >>Newsgroups:
> >> >>
> >>
> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fl
> >> >>onk
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
> >> > newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
> >
> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
> >
> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion, you're
> >> going about it the right way.
> >
> > Meow?
> >
>
> Nah. I'm not going to call for an invasion,

I always preferred the term 'colonization'

> but with a beacon like Lar
> its inevitable, I think . He sees himself as the last barrier of defence
> between civilasation and teh Meowers.

Where cat is, *is* civilization

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

#20 Bertie the Bunyip

Group: Guests

Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:47 AM

gregvk wrote in news:Xns9AB0BD06BF96ECE1A9E8C9001063
@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1vdkb$cso$8
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> gregvk wrote in
>> news:Xns9AB0984BB13DBCE1A9E8C9001063@127.0.0.1:
>>
>>> Maxwell wrote in
>>> news:MPG.22ac9dd7a6caf14a98b07a@notbxpats.edu:
>>>
>>>> In article , Blakesy says...
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 08:52:03 -0700, Maxwell wrote in
>>>>> :
>>>>>
>>>>> > In article , Bertie
>>>>> > the Bunyip says...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> Larry Dighera wrote in
>>>>> >> news:m4r344hcfbrq8ihrhvlc6dsk1hu8sefq75@4ax.com:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:22 -0700 (PDT), Tina
>>>>> >>> wrote in
>>>>> >>> <55a6512a-d611-4492-8c6e-dde1ede5cbd4
>> @x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.co
>>>>> >>> m
>>>>> >>> >:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>>Newsgroups:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>
>> rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flo
>>>>> >> n k.fl
>>>>> >>>>onk
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> Were you aware you posted your follow up article to all these
>>>>> >>> newsgroups? Did you intend to do that?
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Do you realise there's a world outside your anus?
>>>>> >
>>>>> > He'd have to pull his head out of it first to know that
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> Larry, I'm only ditzing around here. If you want an invasion,
>>>>> >> you're going about it the right way.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Meow?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages
>>>>> without disclosing your true identity is a federal criminal
offence:
>>>>>
>>>>> 47 U.S.C. 223: "Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can
>>>>> be used to originate telecommunications or other types of
>>>>> communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the
>>>>> Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to
>>>>> annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the
>>>>> communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not
>>>>> more than two years, or both."
>>>>>
>>>>> Report it here:
>>>>> http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
>>>>> http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/offices/
>>>>
>>>> If you think the fbi/doj is going to take resources from its search
>>>> for OBL & Co to search for me, bring it on, k00k!
>>>>
>>>> Meow!!!1!
>>>
>>> Heh. Unless you're using an anonymous remailer (which you aren't),
>>> you identify yourself when you login to the news server. Doesn't
>>> matter what name appears at the top of your posts; the news server
>>> knows exactly who you are, and that's what counts. ...So the most
>>> they'll do is have a couple laughs and forward his whining to the
>>> Nitwit File.
>>>
>>
>> And thus they provide a valuable service to those brave boys by
>> lightening up thier day.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
>
> OMFG you're going to jail because you didn't post with your full legal
> name and I'm telling on you. Neener neener neeeeeeeeeener.
>

Really, that one would even make most clueless newbies blush.

Bertie