news:43B0F149.116F714B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > news:41CF93B1.D83EF751@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > > > news:41CE5261.F3FBAE2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > "nemo" wrote in message > > > > > > news:... > > > > > > > A. Siegfried wrote in message > > > > > > > news:bvjbog$spbfc$2@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de... > > > > > > > > No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even > > > huge > > > > > > > > problems can be solved: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > More like B'Liar Tory Pair over here! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates > this > > > > > morning > > > > > > > and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was > far > > > too > > > > > > > sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it > > > called > > > > > now? > > > > > > > . . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger > > > Manually > > > > > > > Deployed! > > > > > > > > > > > > Mutton: 2,000 pound dog. > > > > > > > > > > Button: Dog with a 2000 pound arse. > > > > > > > > Cotton: Very heavy bed. > > > > > > > Billy Cotton: Very heavy musical bed with a goat in it and an alarm > clock > > > next to it that shouts, "Wakey wakeyyy!!" > > > > > > http://www.whirligig...adio/cotton.htm > > > > Singleton: A 2,000 lb unmarried person. > > > > Spicy: Ocean of CIA, KGB, MI5, etc. agents. > > > > Spicy: Ocean of salt and pepper. > > > > Stagy: Goblin actor. > > > > Standee: Demon that stands up. > > Committee: Beverage in a lunatic assylum. Attendee: Demon at a meeting." /> news:43B0F149.116F714B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > news:41CF93B1.D83EF751@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > > > news:41CE5261.F3FBAE2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > "nemo" wrote in message > > > > > > news:... > > > > > > > A. Siegfried wrote in m..." /> news:43B0F149.116F714B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > news:41CF93B1.D83EF751@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote in message > > > > > news:41CE5261.F3FBAE2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > "nemo" wrote in message > > > > > > news:... > > > > > > > A. Siegfried wrote in m..." />

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#1 Tim Bruening

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Posted 26 December 2007 - 04:47 AM

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43B0F149.116F714B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41CF93B1.D83EF751@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41CE5261.F3FBAE2B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:pD4.34092@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > > > > > A. Siegfried <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:bvjbog$spbfc$2@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > > > > > No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even
> > > huge
> > > > > > > > problems can be solved:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > More like B'Liar Tory Pair over here!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates

> this
> > > > > morning
> > > > > > > and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was

> far
> > > too
> > > > > > > sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it
> > > called
> > > > > now?
> > > > > > > . . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger
> > > Manually
> > > > > > > Deployed!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
> > > > >
> > > > > Button: Dog with a 2000 pound arse.
> > > >
> > > > Cotton: Very heavy bed.
> > > >
> > > Billy Cotton: Very heavy musical bed with a goat in it and an alarm

> clock
> > > next to it that shouts, "Wakey wakeyyy!!"
> > >
> > > http://www.whirligig...adio/cotton.htm

> >
> > Singleton: A 2,000 lb unmarried person.
> >
> > Spicy: Ocean of CIA, KGB, MI5, etc. agents.
> >
> > Spicy: Ocean of salt and pepper.
> >
> > Stagy: Goblin actor.
> >
> > Standee: Demon that stands up.

>
> Committee: Beverage in a lunatic assylum.


Attendee: Demon at a meeting.




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