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  1. Re: "Dog" Chapman screwed, show pulled from A&E I'm still chuckling. :D That was a funny episode.
  2. Winston's taste good like a cigarette should - Fred Flinstone :D
  3. Dude you gotta get off the dial up. Man your hooked. :D Merle Travis/Tex Ritter - Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette 1. Now I'm a fella with a heart of gold - With the ways of a gentleman I've been told A kind of a guy that wouldn't even harm a flea But if me and a certain character met - The guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree 2. It ain't that I don't smoke myself - And I don't reckon they'll hinder your health I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet But nicotine slaves are all the same - At a pettin? party or a poker game Everythin's gotta stop while you have that cigarette Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette 3. Now at a game of chance the other night - Ol' Dame Fortune was a doin' me right The kings and queens just kept on comin' round And I got a full and I bettet high - But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy He just kept a risin' and layin' his money down 4. He'd raise me and I'd raise him - And I sweated blood you gotta sink or swim He finally called and he couldn?t raise the bet I said ?aces full pal how about you��? - He said ?I'll tell you in a minute or two But right now I just gotta have another cigarette��? Smoke smoke smoke... [ piano ] 5. Now the other night I had me a date - With the cutest little gal in the fifty states One of them highbred up-town fancy little dames She said she loved me and it seemed to me - That things were just about like they oughta be So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane 6. She was oh so far from a chunk of ice - And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice So help me Hannah and I think I'd of been there yet I give her a kiss and a little squeeze - And she said ?would you excuse me please But I just gotta have another cigarette��? Smoke smoke smoke... X 2 You just gotta have another cigarette [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=fIN8MmMloZE]YouTube - SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE! (THAT CIGARETTE)[/ame]
  4. A true hero. :)
  5. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pd_p1A7WVNs]YouTube - Foo Fighters Best Of You[/ame]
  6. OK I get the "disposable per capita income" formula. It sounds like other factors could contribute to the influx in the past. But higher energy cost directly contributes to inflation. As it stands our energy is non-renewable. So I don't believe we can accept the trend of the past. The disposable per capita income could drop down into the depression era.
  7. $100 a barrel This is some serious stuff. It's not if but when. Our economy is shot. We've bet the kitchen sink on a war (that I felt just). And it's all falls back to black gold. We're all addicted! So dont' be pointing any fingers! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21713574/ I thought it was Bushes fault. :rolleyes: There's no more excuses. You can't keep blaming the oil companies forever. Our oil here in Prudhoe Bay is two thirds depleted already. And they want to put more taxes on it. Were coming into a new age people. We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning - Billy Joel
  8. You can pay uncle sam with overtime Is that all you get for your money? - Billy Joel
  9. Re: "Dog" Chapman screwed, show pulled from A&E I found him remorseful also. Like he said he thought he was cool enough to use it as he did with some of his black friends. I don't believe he's racist. I think him and his sons girl friend just don't get along. Nothing racist about that.
  10. Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy allll right! - Glenn Quagmire
  11. OK I'll play along. Is the Queen pretty enough to bone? Hmmm... Put a black leather push up bra on her with nipple rings, leather thong and maybe I would for do her for ****s and giggles. Why the well are asking such a lame question? Is she like beautiful inside and we should see that? Is it a metaphor for something? Give us a clue.
  12. Yeah were is the old Phreak when you need him? I still morn the loss of WPYO.. I miss his shrewdness. His callus approach to everything. His ability to weed out the worms and spammers. And be able to just **** with someone on a whim. Haaaa those were the days. :rolleyes: . . . BUT I wll wait this board out. It will grow. ;)
  13. Alice Cooper - Dead Babies Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin She got them from the shelf upon the wall Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her She didn't hear, hear her little baby call Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we didn't want you anyway Lalala-lalalalalala-la Daddy is an agrophile in Texas Mommy's on the bar most every night Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard Living there in burgundy and white Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we didn't love you anyway Lalala-lalalalalala-la Goodbye little Betty Goodbye little Betty So long little Betty So long little Betty Betty, so long Dead babies can't take care of themselves Dead babies can't take things off the shelf Well, we didn't need you anyway Lalala-lalalalalala-la Goodbye little Betty [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=WiYuzIYkJDg]YouTube - Dead Babies - Alice Cooper[/ame]
  14. I bet you think butt crack is sexy too.
  15. I need to get back into football. I only like it when I'm either betting on it or playing fantasy football. It's been awhile.
  16. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die.
  17. Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why I've been sittin' here trying to find myself i get behind myself i need to rewind myself looking for the payback listen for the playback they say that every man bleeds just like me and i feel like number one but yet i'm last in line i watch my younger son and it helps to pass the time i take to many pills it helps to ease the pain i made a couple dollar bills but still i feel the same everybody knows my name they say it way out loud a lot of folks **** with me it's hard to hang out in crowds i guess that's the price you pay to be some big shot like i am out skirt stands and one night stands still i can't find love And when your walls come tumbling down I will always be around People don't know about the things i say and do they don't understand about the **** that i've been through, it's been so long since i've been home i've been gone, i've been gone for way too long maybe i forgot all the things I miss Oh somehow I know there's more to life than this, I said it too many times and i still stand firm you get what you put in and people get what they deserve, still i ain't seen mine No I ain't seen mine I've been giving just ain't been gettin' I've been walking down that line So I think I'll keep walking with my head held high i'll keep moving on and only God knows why Only God... only God Only God knows why Only God... knows ... why, why, why only God knows why Take me to the river hey Take me to the river [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=zykTpmCIekU]YouTube - Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why[/ame]
  18. Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch - WC Fields
  19. Re: "Dog" Chapman screwed, show pulled from A&E Your right there. Although I don't use racial slurs I do us a lot of profanity expressing my thought about someone that would not be acceptable. You know like that ****ing ***t. Stuff like that.
  20. If God hates ugly she's in big trouble! :D
  21. Jim Jones had some 900 members in his cult. Yes cult not church. Big difference.
  22. I love this song. One of the best! Hoobastank - The Reason I'm not a perfect person There's many things I wish I didn't do But I continue learning I never meant to do those things to you And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found out a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new And the reason is you I'm sorry that I hurt you It's something I must live with everyday And all the pain I put you through I wish that I could take it all away And be the one who catches all your tears That's why I need you to hear I've found out a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new And the reason is You [x4] I'm not a perfect person I never meant to do those things to you And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to know I've found out a reason for me To change who I used to be A reason to start over new And the reason is you I've found out a reason to show A side of me you didn't know A reason for all that I do And the reason is you
  23. Re: "Dog" Chapman screwed, show pulled from A&E http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308142,00.html Now I can see what he means here. He works on the streets. And that’s how they talk on the streets. That’s how he would talk to his informants. But America would shun him because of the political correctness.
  24. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson God Bless our Troops and God Bless America.
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