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dave hillstrom

so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
M

mimus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

> above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

But satisfying in a perverse way, right?

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
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Aratzio

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

bloviated:

>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.
 
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Daedalus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom

wrote:

>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

Be thankful there was no bat guano.

Jade
 
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Daedalus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>bloviated:

>

>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>

>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

Hey that's a good idea!

I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

Heh.

Jade
 
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Aratzio

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

bloviated:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>bloviated:

>>

>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>

>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>

>Hey that's a good idea!

>

>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>

>Heh.

>

>Jade

And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

for Tips at the Mall?
 
M

mimus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:35:54 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

> bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>

>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>

>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>

>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>

>>Heh.

>

> And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

> for Tips at the Mall?

How's that pay? besides the pigeons, I mean.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
M

mimus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:01:14 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom

> wrote:

>

>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>

> Be thankful there was no bat guano.

He's already got histo, so no prob.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
A

Aratzio

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:48:11 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus

bloviated:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:35:54 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

>> bloviated:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>>

>>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>>

>>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>>

>>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>>

>>>Heh.

>>

>> And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

>> for Tips at the Mall?

>

>How's that pay? besides the pigeons, I mean.

One of these days I will invent a tactical nuke letter bomb, THE YOU

WILL BE SORRY!
 
S

Shirley

"Aratzio" wrote in message

news:u1mng3h01lol0mu7gc75uqnp9eiooiblpi@4ax.com...

> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

> bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>

>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>

>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>

>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>

>>Heh.

>>

>>Jade

>

> And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

> for Tips at the Mall?

Do their little feet get caught in the back of your throat when you gargle

them?
 
A

Aratzio

On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 15:59:51 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Shirley"

bloviated:

>

>"Aratzio" wrote in message

>news:u1mng3h01lol0mu7gc75uqnp9eiooiblpi@4ax.com...

>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

>> bloviated:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>>

>>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>>

>>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>>

>>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>>

>>>Heh.

>>>

>>>Jade

>>

>> And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

>> for Tips at the Mall?

>

>Do their little feet get caught in the back of your throat when you gargle

>them?

>

Notes address for future nuclear exchange.
 
M

mimus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:55:01 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:48:11 -0400, in

> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus

> bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:35:54 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

>>> bloviated:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>>>bloviated:

>>>>>

>>>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>>>

>>>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>>>

>>>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>>>

>>>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>>>

>>>>Heh.

>>>

>>> And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

>>> for Tips at the Mall?

>>

>>How's that pay? besides the pigeons, I mean.

>

> One of these days I will invent a tactical nuke letter bomb, THE YOU

> WILL BE SORRY!

>

>

You'd do better with a rock video.

We're long "post-literate" by now, you know.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

< _The Einstein Intersection_
 
D

dave hillstrom

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:44:04 -0400, mimus

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

>

>> so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>> above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>

>But satisfying in a perverse way, right?

somewhat.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
D

dave hillstrom

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>bloviated:

>

>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>

>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

good idea. no more washer dryer upstairs.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
D

dave hillstrom

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:01:14 -0400, Daedalus

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom

>wrote:

>

>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>

>

>Be thankful there was no bat guano.

or raw sewage.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
D

dave hillstrom

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, Daedalus

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>bloviated:

>>

>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>

>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>

>Hey that's a good idea!

>

>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>

>Heh.

yeah, i didnt. except for the fact that the upstairs bathroom is the

source of the leak, id have done that.

neener.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
D

dave hillstrom

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:48:50 -0400, mimus

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:01:14 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>

>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom

>> wrote:

>>

>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>

>> Be thankful there was no bat guano.

>

>He's already got histo, so no prob.

FYI, ive kicked the asses of all the bats. theyre now happily

esconsed in the neighbors roof.

--

dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature might or might not be for mimus.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.

farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn

more mysteries on the other side than one can count

on this plane.
 
M

mimus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 20:11:45 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:48:50 -0400, mimus

> wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:01:14 -0400, Daedalus wrote:

>>

>>> On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, dave hillstrom

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>

>>> Be thankful there was no bat guano.

>>

>>He's already got histo, so no prob.

>

> FYI, ive kicked the asses of all the bats. theyre now happily

> esconsed in the neighbors roof.

That doesn't get rid of your histo, though, does it? *ah*hahahaha!

Shouldn't they be flyin' south or something pretty soon? the bats, I mean.

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

Guru: Follow the sacred bird.

Candy: What sacred bird?

Guru: *Any* sacred bird.

< _Candy_
 
D

Daedalus

On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:35:54 GMT, Aratzio

wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

>bloviated:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>wrote:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>bloviated:

>>>

>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>

>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>

>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>

>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>

>>Heh.

>>

>>Jade

>

>And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

>for Tips at the Mall?

I figured you for a carnival geek.

Jade
 
A

Aratzio

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:30:24 -0400, in

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

bloviated:

>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:35:54 GMT, Aratzio

>wrote:

>

>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:11:57 -0400, in

>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus

>>bloviated:

>>

>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:49:58 GMT, Aratzio

>>>wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:33:34 -0400, in

>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom

>>>>bloviated:

>>>>

>>>>>so i just got done ripping down a drop ceiling and the real ceiling

>>>>>above it so i can find a leak. damn dirty jobs.

>>>>

>>>>Just turn off the water, it will stop leaking.

>>>

>>>Hey that's a good idea!

>>>

>>>I note Mr. engineering inclined didn't coe up with that one.

>>>

>>>Heh.

>>>

>>>Jade

>>

>>And what do you suppose I do in my copious free time? Gargle Pigeons

>>for Tips at the Mall?

>

>I figured you for a carnival geek.

>

>Jade

Are all you people deaf?
 
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