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Timmay gets another "Dear John" letter
TO:
Timmay thorne
Secure Wing
Bruntingthorpe Secure Mental Health Facility
Dartmoor
UK
Dear Timmay,
I hope you are well and keeping cheerful despite the 19 hours lock
down you wrote about last time. You are right, 35 years in a lunatic
asylum is a long time, but look on the bright side - only another 25
to go!
Timmay, after ten years of a long distance relationship, I need to
write to you and explain some changes that are going on.
It's hard to know where to start, I'm so confused, but one thing is
for sure - I cannot continue to live the lie that has been my life
since we met in the holding cells that night in Newcastle.
I need to get control of my life back Timmay, to find someone who can
treat me like a real woman in all the ways you never could - someone
with money, a car, a penis.
Let's face it, it's not like you ever treat me like a real girlfriend
by coming over of an evening or inviting me the pictures or a the fish
and chip shop. The last ten years have been barren in terms of my
chances of getting a shag off you, and I know you are locked up, but
you could have tried harder to get out once in a while. To be honest,
Timmay, it's just boring being associated with you.
Anyway, to get to the point: since you've been away things have
changed around here at the high rise. You may remember your best
friend Zeusey, the cute one with the mullet and scary looking gold
rings? Well he is staying over with me, right, just helping out with
the chores and keeping me entertained of an evening. He's been living
here since the day after they took you away actually, but I've kept it
quiet from everyone except the entire neighbourhood includng all your
mates to apre your blushes. A picture of him and me and our first 3
children is enclosed.
He's a real man, and I've now decided to dump you in favour of him
offcially to give the kids a chance ata normal life with a proper
dad. You've no one to blame but yourself - if you weren't so puny and
weak and easily beaten up by children this would not have happened.
Zeus knows how to make a girl happy, let me tell you - he's a big boy
down there, and he knows how to make your technique look really
inadequate.
So goodby then Tim, good luck in the secure wing.
Oh, and I never loved you. Loser.
Your formerly loving girlfriend
Nancy.
Suzie
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Suzieflame
TO:
Timmay thorne
Secure Wing
Bruntingthorpe Secure Mental Health Facility
Dartmoor
UK
Dear Timmay,
I hope you are well and keeping cheerful despite the 19 hours lock
down you wrote about last time. You are right, 35 years in a lunatic
asylum is a long time, but look on the bright side - only another 25
to go!
Timmay, after ten years of a long distance relationship, I need to
write to you and explain some changes that are going on.
It's hard to know where to start, I'm so confused, but one thing is
for sure - I cannot continue to live the lie that has been my life
since we met in the holding cells that night in Newcastle.
I need to get control of my life back Timmay, to find someone who can
treat me like a real woman in all the ways you never could - someone
with money, a car, a penis.
Let's face it, it's not like you ever treat me like a real girlfriend
by coming over of an evening or inviting me the pictures or a the fish
and chip shop. The last ten years have been barren in terms of my
chances of getting a shag off you, and I know you are locked up, but
you could have tried harder to get out once in a while. To be honest,
Timmay, it's just boring being associated with you.
Anyway, to get to the point: since you've been away things have
changed around here at the high rise. You may remember your best
friend Zeusey, the cute one with the mullet and scary looking gold
rings? Well he is staying over with me, right, just helping out with
the chores and keeping me entertained of an evening. He's been living
here since the day after they took you away actually, but I've kept it
quiet from everyone except the entire neighbourhood includng all your
mates to apre your blushes. A picture of him and me and our first 3
children is enclosed.
He's a real man, and I've now decided to dump you in favour of him
offcially to give the kids a chance ata normal life with a proper
dad. You've no one to blame but yourself - if you weren't so puny and
weak and easily beaten up by children this would not have happened.
Zeus knows how to make a girl happy, let me tell you - he's a big boy
down there, and he knows how to make your technique look really
inadequate.
So goodby then Tim, good luck in the secure wing.
Oh, and I never loved you. Loser.
Your formerly loving girlfriend
Nancy.
Suzie
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Suzieflame