wez Posted October 7, 2008 Author Posted October 7, 2008 Funny story.. One particular English teacher.. Ms. Woods.. Loved to give me detention. My sophmore year the school instituted what they called.. "assertive disipline".. It would start at 15 minutes.. then 1/2 hour.. then an hour.. I may have deserved it many time for talking in class etc., if a Siberian Gulag is the model of your high school.. but many times I didn't deserve it..til one day.. the last time she ever gave me detention.. A couple guys were sitting behind me flipping quarters for dollars in class... the quarter hits the floor and it's . "Alright (wez), that's 15 minutes! ".. "I didn't do anything".. That's 1/2 hour!.. "But I didn't do anything".. All right, that's an hour.. "Silence".... A girl in front of me.. sweet Mary G.. mmmmm.. speaks up and says, "Why do you always give him detention? He never does anything wrong." Looked like someone smacked teachette in the gut, but she didn't take away my detention for whatever prideful reason.. But a week or so later she apologized and never gave it to me again.. yay me. Hahahahaha... in another class one day, a buddy of mine sat a few seats behind me and I heard his pot pipe hit the floor.. Turned around to see him quickly grabbing it.. He got lucky.. Same room.. Differerent teacher.. Ya know, that teacher liked to give me detention too.. :rolleyes: Apparently Business law was the perfect place to scrape a pipe.. wtf? :D Come to think of it, he used to like to fondle hash in accounting too.. hahahahaha That class was great.. had a teacher retiring and he'd come in, take attendance, and leave for the rest of the hour.. everyday .. cept test days.. Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Old Salt Posted October 7, 2008 Posted October 7, 2008 Funny story.. One particular English teacher.. Ms. Woods.. Loved to give me detention. My sophmore year the school instituted what they called.. "assertive disipline".. It would start at 15 minutes.. then 1/2 hour.. then an hour.. I may have deserved it many time for talking in class etc., if a Siberian Gulag is the model of your high school.. but many times I didn't deserve it..til one day.. the last time she ever gave me detention..A couple guys were sitting behind me flipping quarters for dollars in class... the quarter hits the floor and it's . "Alright (wez), that's 15 minutes! ".. "I didn't do anything".. That's 1/2 hour!.. "But I didn't do anything".. All right, that's an hour.. "Silence".... A girl in front of me.. sweet Mary G.. mmmmm.. speaks up and says, "Why do you always give him detention? He never does anything wrong." Looked like someone smacked teachette in the gut, but she didn't take away my detention for whatever prideful reason.. But a week or so later she apologized and never gave it to me again.. yay me. Hahahahaha... in another class one day, a buddy of mine sat a few seats behind me and I heard his pot pipe hit the floor.. Turned around to see him quickly grabbing it.. He got lucky.. Same room.. Differerent teacher.. Ya know, that teacher liked to give me detention too.. :rolleyes: Apparently Business law was the perfect place to scrape a pipe.. wtf? :D Come to think of it, he used to like to fondle hash in accounting too.. hahahahaha That class was great.. had a teacher retiring and he'd come in, take attendance, and leave for the rest of the hour.. everyday .. cept test days.. Didn't do the students any favors, though. Did he. Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
wez Posted October 7, 2008 Author Posted October 7, 2008 Didn't do the students any favors, though. Did he. Oh yeah.. he gave us freedom. ;) He'd help with questions if ya asked.. but it was up to us to do the work.. He didn't need to lord over us, and the grade was what you earned.. I liked it. Plus.. never once got detention from him.. :D Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
emkay64 Posted October 8, 2008 Posted October 8, 2008 Strange.. All my former teachers wanted me.. women and men alike.. yay me. :rolleyes: Holy Wez! Conceited much? :P Quote
wez Posted October 8, 2008 Author Posted October 8, 2008 Holy Wez! Conceited much? :P I'm not you.. please explain :P hehehehehe.. yay me Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
snafu Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I'm 18 years old serving on the USS Gridley CG21. I'm on the midnight watch on the fantail. It's so dark that if you walk out (even after standing under red exit lights) you can't see you hand if front of your for face for five minutes. I'm bored out of my scull so I start singing into my sound powered head phones that only others on watch can hear. I sing Across the Universe by The Beatles. I'm waiting to be told to shut the hell up or get some kind of reprimand. Instead after I'm finished I start getting requests. :P http://justbs.us/off-topic-bs/58-we-need-a-lyrics-post-87.html#post78482 Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Wednesday Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Eating my dog food at my nans house...awww bless me Quote
Moderators IWS Posted October 22, 2008 Moderators Posted October 22, 2008 Eating my dog food at my nans house...awww bless me I'm sure it was "cute" but you really need to get a new favorite memory. :D Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
eddo Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Eating my dog food at my nans house...awww bless me The post asked about memories from when you were a kid, not from last week. :P Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
Wednesday Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 The post asked about memories from when you were a kid, not from last week. :P Ohh...pfft, see i only read half the story...but your soo wrong, last week i ate fish food:p Quote
Old Salt Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 The smell in the air of burning leaves. Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
Ali Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 Moving to Park Avenue. Feeding my goldfish, Abraham. Meeting Nancy Reagan, who told me to "just say no" to drugs. Eating ice cream with Mr. Drummond. Oh wait.....that was Diff'rent Strokes. I loved playing outside with my friends, going for long bike rides, swimming at the pool, playing "One, two, three o'clock" and "smear the queer", sledding, being pulled around the lake on a tobbogan behind a pickup and falling off the damn thing at about 25 mph, eating hot dogs and s'mores made on the campfire, fishing with dad, and basically just enjoying being a kid. Good times. Good memories. Quote
Moderators IWS Posted November 16, 2008 Moderators Posted November 16, 2008 Moving to Park Avenue.Feeding my goldfish, Abraham. Do you think your goldfish would be able to eat all of Abraham? Sounds like quite a bit for a goldfish to swallow. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 Do you think your goldfish would be able to eat all of Abraham? Sounds like quite a bit for a goldfish to swallow. What chu talkin' about, Willis? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
hugo Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 A past life memory of watching Sitting Bull get his just desserts. Quote I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ? Will Rogers
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 A past life memory of watching Custer get his just desserts.. hahahaha Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Moderators IWS Posted November 16, 2008 Moderators Posted November 16, 2008 A past life memory of watching Custer get his just desserts.. hahahaha Custer was an arogant dumbass. He should have brought the Gatling guns with him. . . . Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 Custer was an arogant dumbass. He should have brought the Gatling guns with him.. . . He shoulda stayed in bed in merry old England and minded his own biz... :D Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Moderators IWS Posted November 16, 2008 Moderators Posted November 16, 2008 He shoulda stayed in bed in merry old England and minded his own biz... :D Why do you hate illegal immigrants so much? . . . Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 Why do you hate illegal immigrants so much?. . . I don't... As long as they aint killing people to "secure resources". Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Moderators IWS Posted November 16, 2008 Moderators Posted November 16, 2008 I don't... As long as they aint killing people to "secure resources". What if they're killing people to rob them or in the course of other illegal actions? Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 What if they're killing people to rob them or in the course of other illegal actions? Not a fan of intentional killing for any reason.. It diminishes us all. Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 16, 2008 Members Posted November 16, 2008 Custer was an arogant dumbass. He should have brought the Gatling guns with him.. . . This brings to mind an episode of Deadwood. The local school teacher invited Calamity Jane to her class so that she may share her experience as a schout for Custer's army. Jane showed up drunk, which was her want at all times. Standing before the classroom, cow eyed children stare back at her, the teacher (a prude) stands with baited breath anticipating the worse out of Jane's mouth. At length Jane speaks... "Custer was a c@nt! The end!" Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
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