Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 You mannishness can be quickly eliminated with a little self-control. Clearly you need a man to guide you, counsel you and teach you how to curb your male tendancies. I'm confident that with a strict and fool-proof "man away" program, you'll stop wearing army boots, farting in public, burping the alphabet at social functions and become a slutty, big breasted, and incredibly needy woman in no time! I told her the EXACT same thing last week! Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Thanks Ali. Do you know of a good counselor? Sadly I know several. ;) Quote
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 What if i like my army boots and my small boobs? Is co-dependency sexy? I have much to learn.... Quote
Ali Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 What if i like my army boots and my small boobs? Is co-dependency sexy? I have much to learn.... The army boots may be overlooked if you're willing to swallow, but don't quote me on that. Small boobs are unacceptable and your self esteem should be suffering because of them. You should feel terrible for accepting what nature gave you. Co-dependency IS sexy! Nothing turns a man on more than a bitching, complaining, demanding woman so long as she has blonde hair, long red fingernails, huge tits and a bleached anus. Quote
Ali Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman. I guess this means we'll have to cancel our tryst at Mille Lacs. Playing the slots at the Grand Casino just won't be the same without you. It looks like we're going to have to play naked Scrabble alone again, emkay. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way. Quote
Moderators IWS Posted November 20, 2008 Moderators Posted November 20, 2008 I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way. You do have that cyclopse-hump thing to feel crappy about. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 No fat chicks?And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt. I'm sure it's for the best. Stop it, Ali. How many times do I have to tell you? You're not fat: you're PHAT Quote As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Members Posted November 20, 2008 I guess this means we'll have to cancel our tryst at Mille Lacs. Playing the slots at the Grand Casino just won't be the same without you.It looks like we're going to have to play naked Scrabble alone again, emkay. Why must you jump to conclussions? I bought nonrefundable tickets! So please give me a good reason to meet you at Mille Lacs rather than just hanging out in the city. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Members Posted November 20, 2008 I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way. Alright! I'll show you the way. Put on your boots and meet me down at the swimming hole. Dr. Neal Down is in... Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
emkay64 Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Alright! I'll show you the way.Put on your boots and meet me down at the swimming hole. Dr. Neal Down is in... Yes sir! Can I keep my boots on? Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Members Posted November 20, 2008 Yes sir! Can I keep my boots on? It would be in your best interest to leave your boots on. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Why must you jump to conclussions? I bought nonrefundable tickets! So please give me a good reason to meet you at Mille Lacs rather than just hanging out in the city. I'm slutty and kinky, are those good reasons? Because if they aren't, I got nuthin'. Oh, and emkay wanted to join me in a weekend of fun at Mille Lacs so it would be like a twofer situation which is always a good bet if you're a gambling man. And I'm guessing if you've been to the Grand Casino, you are a gambling man indeed. (Though to be perfectly honest, if I had non-refundable tickets to go somewhere I'd head to Vegas...not MN in the dead of winter.) Quote
eddo Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Oh yeah. I was always jealous of Eddie. you and everyone else who has met me. ;) Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
snafu Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 you and everyone else who has met me. ;) Can you play a guitar and were you banging Valari? I didn't think so. :cool: Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Members Posted November 21, 2008 I'm slutty and kinky, are those good reasons? Damn good reasons! Oh, and emkay wanted to join me in a weekend of fun at Mille Lacs so it would be like a twofer situation which is always a good bet if you're a gambling man. And I'm guessing if you've been to the Grand Casino, you are a gambling man indeed. I like the safe bet. So... make sure the facility in which we will be staying has an emergency exit. (Though to be perfectly honest, if I had non-refundable tickets to go somewhere I'd head to Vegas...not MN in the dead of winter.) Yeah... I bought them off of a wooden indian. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 I like the safe bet. So... make sure the facility in which we will be staying has an emergency exit. Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you. Quote
Moderators IWS Posted November 21, 2008 Moderators Posted November 21, 2008 Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you. Street wise? I didn't realize you guys had streets there. I thought, dirt or gravel road wise maybe. :D Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Ali Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Street wise? I didn't realize you guys had streets there. I thought, dirt or gravel road wise maybe. :D I may come from a mostly dirt road town with no traffic lights (it's true!) and a Mayberry type "town square" but I've learned many a survival technique battling drunk rednecks and crabby old Baptist ladies on a daily basis. It's a thug life, man. Thug life. Quote
Moderators IWS Posted November 21, 2008 Moderators Posted November 21, 2008 I may come from a mostly dirt road town with no traffic lights (it's true!) and a Mayberry type "town square" but I've learned many a survival technique battling drunk rednecks and crabby old Baptist ladies on a daily basis. It's a thug life, man. Thug life. http://justbs.us/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2404967054_42c5d2e47f.jpg&key=f37a12b262e2ab0a0813ba257503395a8a806878b4c0ed0ca652f4d012a1507e . . . Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Members Posted November 21, 2008 Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you. Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy. Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy.Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument. I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine. Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Members Posted November 21, 2008 I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine. GRRR... lousy, welching old crones! Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 GRRR... lousy, welching old crones! Crazy memory from Grand Casino: My ex and I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving so we went up to the Grand Casino for something to do after we'd had our turkey dinner. As we were sitting in the lounge, I overheard a gravely voiced old woman talking about how she was waiting for her son to bring his wife and kids to the casino at 6pm so she could treat them all to the Thanksgiving buffet. What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren? It was quite sad. Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Members Posted November 21, 2008 What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren?It was quite sad. The gambling kind. It's a fukken disease. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
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