Members RoyalOrleans Posted June 8, 2009 Members Posted June 8, 2009 No...that was me! I'm so fukking forgettable! Dammit! I thought your version replaced PEOPLE with PECKER? Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
snafu Posted June 22, 2009 Author Posted June 22, 2009 http://justbs.us/gallery/files/5/kelly_clarkson-5_118804.jpg you got a piece of me and honestly my life would suck without you http://justbs.us/gallery/files/5/kelly_clarkson-32_623352.jpg Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Ali Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 http://justbs.us/gallery/files/5/kelly_clarkson-5_118804.jpg you got a piece of me and honestly my life would suck without you http://justbs.us/gallery/files/5/kelly_clarkson-32_623352.jpg I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling. Holy hell...he is HOT! Quote
Moderators IWS Posted June 23, 2009 Moderators Posted June 23, 2009 I want a piece of that guy she's canoodling.Holy hell...he is HOT! Too bad he's obviously gay. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Ali Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Too bad he's obviously gay. Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. Quote
Moderators IWS Posted June 23, 2009 Moderators Posted June 23, 2009 Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. He only lives in warm, gay, climates. No window scraping. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Ali Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 He only lives in warm, gay, climates.No window scraping. What the hell, man? Even my fantasy men have to sh!t on me now, too? Thanks, Chi. :P Quote
eddo Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Well in my fantasies he shall be completely heterosexual, will always flush the toilet and will gladly start my Envoy and scrape the windows on cold winter mornings. you forgot "take out the garbage" Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
Ali Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 you forgot "take out the garbage" I did! And mow the lawn as well. Thanks, eddo. I'm glad someone is capable of keeping my fantasies on track. :o Quote
snafu Posted June 23, 2009 Author Posted June 23, 2009 Too bad he's obviously gay. Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter. Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Ali Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Yeah I bet he?s queerer than a two headed quarter. Why do you guys hate me so much? What did I ever do to you? *runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath* Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted June 24, 2009 Members Posted June 24, 2009 *runs out of post crying....not the cute kind of crying but the really ugly kind that includes snorting and gasping for breath* Snot bubbles? Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted June 24, 2009 Moderators Posted June 24, 2009 Snot bubbles? It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Ali Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Snot bubbles? The size of golfballs. It's not real cryin' if their isn't any snot. I couldn't agree more. If there's no snot, hyperventilating and smeared mascara, it's just crocodile tears. Quote
snafu Posted June 25, 2009 Author Posted June 25, 2009 So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch and shows me the youtube app. So just out of habit I look up My life would suck video when my wife looks over and says "You know she has another song. Its called I don't hook up". She's always been such a killjoy. :P Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
emkay64 Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 "So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch" Sorry...sounds like your son was masturbating in public :P Quote
snafu Posted June 26, 2009 Author Posted June 26, 2009 "So we're at a friends anniversary party and my son is playing with his Itouch"Sorry...sounds like your son was masturbating in public :P No that would be his mytouch. ;) Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
snafu Posted June 30, 2009 Author Posted June 30, 2009 http://justbs.us/gallery/files/5/kelly_clarkson-35.jpg Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
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