Phreakwars Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 http://www.tomtop.co...ette_p5602.html The Flashlight Ear Cleaner Earwax Remover Earpick Curette Hmm... I'm supposed to stick this in my ear canal? the three types of transparent accessories with different functions are available for replacement.instructions: 1.switch on before use,the spoon part illuminates to tacilitate inspecting the inside of an ear. 2.two types of earpicks,i.e.thick and thin,are available for different ear hole sizes of adults and children. 3.the tweezers is equipped to catch big earwax. 4.after dismounting the transparent spoon part tweezers or other accessories,it can be used as a touch. 5.if the accessories are not used for a long period ,store them in the tube at the end of the earpick,which should be covered with a lid. 6.light on the earpick should be turned off after using.if it is not used for a long period ,take out the battery in case battery leakage damaging the product. 7.this product uses AA battery,please open lid when replacing battery. Uh, OK, that sounds pretty safe, right? :blink: Hell, it's only $1.34 . . Quote NewSucks500.com The return of the Suckage
Builder Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Well, they are Chinese, and they think putting powdered plastic into baby formula to increase the "protien" count is just fine and dandy. Quote Totally do not remind me to be tidy round the house.
Phreakwars Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 Here's another one: http://www.tomtop.co...hter_p2873.html Car Key Style Lighter Perfect for would be terrorists to sneak into local/federal courtrooms to light their explosives with. Ya take your keys out of your pocket, toss em in the basket, go through the metal detector, get your keys back, boink your 72 virgins soon after. http://justbs.us/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://www.tomtop.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/ced77cb19565515451b3578a3bc0ea5e/1/2/12369256660.jpg&key=365913139f6e657ad90142b3bbb91077931cf9e12f1087b4c01b31f222974a10 Quote NewSucks500.com The return of the Suckage
Phreakwars Posted October 1, 2010 Author Posted October 1, 2010 WTF? :huh: http://www.tomtop.com/clothing-accessories/men-s-lingerie/men-s-brief-hot-sexy-tback-underwear-dessous_p9779.html http://justbs.us/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://www.tomtop.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/ced77cb19565515451b3578a3bc0ea5e/1/2/12587005740.jpg&key=139921f52f6882d21d37ba96cf3a42d6718ce1aa4a09e827fdd1510eb9bbfe88 Quote NewSucks500.com The return of the Suckage
emkay64 Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 They also have Big Bird Bird, Snuffuluffugus and Gonzo to choose from.... Quote
ren Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Um emkay, I have to ask this. How the hell do you know ;) Quote
emkay64 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Um emkay, I have to ask this. How the hell do you know ;) It's a joke Madame Gullible. I have no doubt you were looking for Gonzo though weren't you? :D Quote
eddo Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Um emkay, I have to ask this. How the hell do you know ;) It's a joke Madame Gullible. I have no doubt you were looking for Gonzo though weren't you? :D I certainly didn't... ... ... ... Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
eddo Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Eddo needs no embellishment :P DAMN STRAIGHT! :D Emkay is my favorite! Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
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