jhony5 Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 It is well known that I know everything. So I am being very generous for a limited time, I will answer any and all questions of any and all natures. Keep your questions brief and I will respond in due time with the enlightenment which you desire. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
eddo Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 What's the purpose of ear hair? Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
snafu Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Why dose **** stink and how come everybody knows what it taste like? Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
jhony5 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Posted January 24, 2008 What's the purpose of ear hair? Hairy ears are an inherited trait that some geneticists believed was passed along on the Y (male) chromosomes. Also, if you have hairy ears you are more likely to be bald. Hairy ears have no purpose. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
jhony5 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Posted January 24, 2008 Why dose **** stink and how come everybody knows what it taste like? The distinctive odor of feces is due to bacterial action. Gut flora produce compounds such as indole, skatole, and thiols (sulfur containing compounds), as well as the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that are responsible for the odor of flatulence. Consumption of foods with spices may result in the spices being undigested and adding to the odor of feces. Smell and taste belong to our chemical sensing system (chemosensation). The complicated processes of smelling and tasting begin when molecules released by the substances around us stimulate special nerve cells in the nose, mouth, or throat. These cells transmit messages to the brain, where specific smells or tastes are identified. If you have ever smelled sh*t, than you know what it tastes like. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, Why did the Colts lose that game? Also, why is methicillian-resistant staphylococcus aureus immune to antibiotics? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
RaE Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Why does everything taste like chicken? Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Dear Jhony, Why did the Colts lose that game? Poor play calling and turnovers. Also, why is methicillian-resistant staphylococcus aureus immune to antibiotics? Widespread use (and abuse) of antibiotics. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Poor play calling and turnovers.Widespread use (and abuse) of antibiotics. Very good answers.. I'm impressed.. but what is it about that strain of staphlococcus is special that makes it resistant? You tell me that, I'll make us both billionaires. ;) Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Why does everything taste like chicken? "Everything tastes like chicken" is a commonly used metaphor for "It tastes good". i.e. P*ssy smells like fish but tastes like chicken. Most things described as tasting like chicken actually do not taste like chicken at all, with exception for frogs legs and turtle meat. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
eddo Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 "Everything tastes like chicken" is a commonly used metaphor for "It tastes good". i.e. P*ssy smells like fish but tastes like chicken. Most things described as tasting like chicken actually do not taste like chicken at all, with exception for frogs legs and turtle meat. I just thought Chicken actually tasted like everything else... Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 What is it about the staphlococcus is special that makes it resistant? Penicillinase: An enzyme found especially in staphylococcal bacteria that inactivates the penicillins by hydrolyzing them. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
RaE Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 I just thought Chicken actually tasted like everything else... I thought it was because the robots that control us don't have taste buds... I'm not even sure chicken really tastes like chicken. Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 I just thought Chicken actually tasted like everything else... Of course not. You may have an infection of your taste buds. Or a large piece of tasty chicken in between your teeth. I recommend dental flossing and Listerine mouthwash. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Penicillinase: An enzyme found especially in staphylococcal bacteria that inactivates the penicillins by hydrolyzing them. How can we develop a safe antibiotic to kill it? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 How can we develop a safe antibiotic to kill it? With research, of course. An antibiotic, however, is not the answer. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 With research, of course. An antibiotic, however, is not the answer. Whatever kills it or inhibits it, and eventually someone will figure t out, will be an antibiotic by nature.. it is a bacteria.. "antibiotic" now is used to refer to substances with anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, or anti-parasitical activity. ~ commiepedia Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Whatever kills it or inhibits it, and eventually someone will figure t out, will be an antibiotic by nature.. it is a bacteria.."antibiotic" now is used to refer to substances with anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, or anti-parasitical activity. ~ commiepedia Prevention through sanitation is the answer. This includes contraceptives as it is sexually transmittable. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Prevention through sanitation is the answer. This includes contraceptives as it is sexually transmittable. I think it's mainly a problem with wound and burn patients.. People with open skin. Not really known as an STD.. people get bad staph infections and it's resistant.. But staphlococcus aureas causes alot of stuff.. antibiotics are great for most.. Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
jhony5 Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 I think it's mainly a problem with wound and burn patients.. People with open skin. Not really known as an STD.. people get bad staph infections and it's resistant..But staphlococcus aureas causes alot of stuff.. antibiotics are great for most.. Not known as a sexually transmitted disease, but it can be sexually transmitted. This bores me. More questions please. Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] I'm better than normal. I'm abnormal.
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Where was brotherman when God was handing out brains? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
RaE Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Where was brotherman when God was handing out brains? let's make this another of wez's dumbass attack threads... that's a great idea... Jhony, what's the meaning of life? Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
wez Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 let's make this another of wez's dumbass attack threads... that's a great idea... Let's make this another can't take a joke thread and freak out in anger... Yeah, what is the meaning of life? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Anna Perenna Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Hi there Jhony, Long time reader, first time poster here. I was wondering if you could tell me how soon is now? Quote As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
RaE Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Let's make this another can't take a joke thread and freak out in anger...Yeah, what is the meaning of life? Let's carry wez's petty crap to every thread in the whole forum and screw up this site like wez does every other site he goes to till he gets kicked out... Great idea. . . wait.... horrible idea. Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
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