Anna Perenna Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Silence is golden, bitch - Anna Perenna 1 Quote As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
Old Salt Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 LOL! No' date=' it's my clever way of getting around the swear filter.Plus [b']shat[/b] = sh1t, but with width, height and density. So, it's like a super-concentrated power version of plain old sh1t. Actually, shat is the past tense of sh*t. From Merriam-Webster: Main Entry:shatpast and past participle of sh*t But whatever works for you. :D Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
Old Salt Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Everybody likes a little a$$, but nobody likes a smartass ~ anymouse 1 Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
wez Posted November 19, 2008 Author Posted November 19, 2008 Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~ Dr. Seuss You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams ~ Dr. Seuss The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ~ Dr. Seuss How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon ~ Dr. Seuss Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Ali Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 For RO: "A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb "It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss "What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent "Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 For RO:"A fat woman is a blanket for winter." - Arab proverb "It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid" - Kate Moss "What's a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn't get it often enough?" - Ted Nugent "Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." - Peter Griffin "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." - Arnold Schwarzenegger Thank you, thank you. "America is fat. So fat that its Bible Belt had to change to Sansabelt slacks." - RO Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Actually' date=' shat [i']is[/i] the past tense of sh*t. From Merriam-Webster: But whatever works for you. :D Uhhh, don't correct me. It sickens me - Mr. Furious Quote As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
snafu Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Who goosed the moose - by Antlers in the trees. Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Moderators IWS Posted November 20, 2008 Moderators Posted November 20, 2008 Wrath of the Tiger - by Claude Bawlz Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
snafu Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Yellow Rivers - By I P freely Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
snafu Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Life is lemon and I want my money back - Meatloaf Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Members Posted November 20, 2008 Beneath the bleachers by Seymour Hiney Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted November 20, 2008 Moderators Posted November 20, 2008 40 yards to the outhouse - by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont 1 Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 "The spirit in which you do the work (nursing) makes all the diference. Invested as you should with the dignity of the profession and the cloak of love for suffering humanity you can enoble anything your hand may be called upon to do. For work done in this spirit there will ever come to you a recompense far outweighing that of silver and gold. ~ Isabel Hampton Robb (prominent early American nurse educator) from her textbook Nursing Ethics, 1901 Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
wez Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 Wez, quit marinating in your urine.. ~ Emkay I'd do anything in the world for you, and to you, :rolleyes: .. til the end of time ~ wez Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
wez Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and you can never have them? Its hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but its harder to pretend that you don't love someone when you really do. Of all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are those... it might have been. Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
snafu Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Unemployed - by Anita Job Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Moderators IWS Posted November 21, 2008 Moderators Posted November 21, 2008 Two Gay Irishmen - by Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald . . . Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 22, 2008 Author Posted November 22, 2008 What matters most is how you see yourself ~ I don't fukking know http://justbs.us/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://www.doughanson.com/downloadcenter/see-yourself.jpg&key=00c85498a129ec4bfc9826d2b1cf1f4a887c91ca34212fe141cac2a2c297bfc2 Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
wez Posted November 22, 2008 Author Posted November 22, 2008 For it is a land of illusion, a place in the mind, a shimmering mirage of riches and mystery and death. These illusions have distorted its landscape and contorted its history ~ Richard E. Lingenfelter The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge ~ Daniel J. Boorstin The first man to see an illusion by which men have flourished for centuries surely stands in a lonely place ~ Gary Zukav It is natural for man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts... For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth, to know the worst, and to provide for it ~ Patrick Henry It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it; but the young know they are wretched for they are full of the truthless ideal which have been instilled into them, and each time they come in contact with the real, they are bruised and wounded ~ W Somerset Maugham The impression forces itself upon one that men measure by false standards, that everyone seeks power, success, riches for himself, and admires others who attain them, while undervaluing the truly precious thing in life. ~ Desiderius Erasmus We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. ~ Iris Murdoch For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certainly changes your perspective. The things that we share in our world are far more valuable than those which divide us. ~ Donald Williams Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Ali Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 "Play some AC/DC!!!" - a very drunk Ali last night at the piano bar Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 22, 2008 Members Posted November 22, 2008 "I can't believe how much this crap costs! How do you sleep at night?" - RO buying a new cell phone this morning. "On a pile of money." - The AT&T She-merchant "I just want a phone that I can make and recieve calls on. Don't care about the bells and whistles --- texting, multimedia, internet, mobile email, watching TV, downloading music... I just want one that works. I can afford all of these phones and the corresponding plan, but I don't want to! I don't pay for a frivolous service that I don't intend to use. Give me a phone that works and I'll leave you alone." - RO pleading with the stupid b!tch at the AT&T store "This one is free with a two year contract." - The AT&T She-merchant "Got anything cheaper?" - RO the quintessential smart ass rubbing salt in the wound. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 "I can't believe how much this crap costs! How do you sleep at night?"- RO buying a new cell phone this morning. "On a pile of money." - The AT&T She-merchant "I just want a phone that I can make and recieve calls on. Don't care about the bells and whistles --- texting, multimedia, internet, mobile email, watching TV, downloading music... I just want one that works. I can afford all of these phones and the corresponding plan, but I don't want to! I don't pay for a frivolous service that I don't intend to use. Give me a phone that works and I'll leave you alone." - RO pleading with the stupid b!tch at the AT&T store "This one is free with a two year contract." - The AT&T She-merchant "Got anything cheaper?" - RO the quintessential smart ass rubbing salt in the wound. Wow grandpa, no texting even? Where's the fun in not being bombarded with poorly typed messages all day long? Maybe you should just get one of those Jitterbug phones designed for old people who don't like bells, whistles, cold weather or young people walking on their lawns. Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 22, 2008 Members Posted November 22, 2008 Wow grandpa, no texting even? Where's the fun in not being bombarded with poorly typed messages all day long?Maybe you should just get one of those Jitterbug phones designed for old people who don't like bells, whistles, cold weather or young people walking on their lawns. I ended up with an LG Shine with a couple features. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Ali Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 I ended up with an LG Shine with a couple features. I thought I needed all the bells and whistles this summer and got a htc palm pc with entirely too much crap that I don't need or ever use. It's bulky, hard to navigate and obnoxious but it does have internet which is nice when it's slow at work. I got that instead of the LG Shine. I should have went with the Shine. I bet you'll be happy with it. Quote
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