Moderators IWS Posted February 25, 2009 Moderators Posted February 25, 2009 Women. Nice ones, the most frigid of the race, it doesn't matter in the end. Inside they're all the same meat and gristle and hatred just simmering. --Chad from movie In the Company of Men---I can't get no....male validation--Emkay Women. Black, white, Asian, Hispanic, Arab. It doesn't matter. They're all pink in the middle. ~ Me Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Ali Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 Women. Black, white, Asian, Hispanic, Arab. It doesn't matter. They're all pink in the middle. ~ Me You sound like you're ordering a steak with cheesy hash browns on the side. Quote
ToriAllen Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 Don't worry about avoiding temptation ... as you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ;)
ToriAllen Posted March 8, 2009 Posted March 8, 2009 This one is for Eddo: Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin 1 Quote Smart men learn from their own mistakes; wise men learn from others. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. ;)
wez Posted March 10, 2009 Author Posted March 10, 2009 Kind thoughts are rarer than either kind words or deeds. They imply a great deal of thinking about others. This in itself is rare. But they also imply a great deal of thinking about others without the thoughts being criticisms. This is rarer still. ~ Frederick W. Faber That pleasure which is at once the most pure, the most elevating and the most intense, is derived, I maintain, from the contemplation of the beautiful. ~ Edgar Allan Poe What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind. ~ Buddha Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Members RoyalOrleans Posted March 10, 2009 Members Posted March 10, 2009 "My first instinct was to kill the spider. I watched it scurry across the floor, so I took a running leap and landed on top of it with the heel of my right foot. I stood over the spider's carcass smiling with satisfaction, then decided she wasn't dead enough. So with the heel of my right foot, I viciously ground the spider's carcass into the concrete. Then I picked up the remnants, put it in an old coffee can, doused it with lighter fluid, stood back, lit a match, and dropped it inside. Mmmm... black widow flambeau!" - RO after a nasty black widow bite Sunday morning. 1 Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted March 15, 2009 Moderators Posted March 15, 2009 "Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others." ~ Ayn Rand Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Members RoyalOrleans Posted March 18, 2009 Members Posted March 18, 2009 The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H.L. Mencken Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
eddo Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 "Free Mamograms!" Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month. 2 Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
RaE Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 "Free Mamograms!"Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month. cheah... like you've ever felt a boob. :P Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
Members RoyalOrleans Posted March 18, 2009 Members Posted March 18, 2009 cheah... like you've ever felt a boob. :P That's why eddo is offering free mamograms. (rollseyes) (frownyface) (smileyface) (eatsh!tgrin) Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
eddo Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 "Free Mamograms!"Me, every October at the local university, doing my part to help in Breast Cancer Awareness month. cheah... like you've ever felt a boob. :P That's why eddo is offering free mamograms. (rollseyes) (frownyface) (smileyface) (eatsh!tgrin) I didn't say it ever worked... :( Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
Ali Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 I didn't say it ever worked... :( Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache. :( Besides, it's just a boob. Quote
Old Salt Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 Don't cry' date=' eddo....you'll get a tummy ache. :( [b']Besides, it's just a boob[/b]. That's easy for you to say.;) Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
eddo Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache. :( Besides, it's just a boob. This year I'm gonna try wearing pants. We'll see if that helps any. Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
snafu Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 Don't cry, eddo....you'll get a tummy ache. :( Besides, it's just a boob. That's easy for you to say.;) This year I'm gonna try wearing pants.We'll see if that helps any. Ohh... going for the side bulge shot I see. ;) Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
snafu Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 Go for shorts. Chicks just dig the accidental bag hang. 1 Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
RaE Posted March 19, 2009 Posted March 19, 2009 This year I'm gonna try wearing pants.We'll see if that helps any. That'll do it! Quote "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security, and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
Members RoyalOrleans Posted March 19, 2009 Members Posted March 19, 2009 "Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money --- only for wanting to keep your own money." - Joseph Sobran Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
wez Posted March 24, 2009 Author Posted March 24, 2009 Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish. ~ Jean De La Fontaine Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Chi Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. For the reformer has enemies in all those who profit by the old order, and only lukewarm defenders in all those who would profit by the new order, this lukewarmness arising partly from fear of their adversaries … and partly from the incredulity of mankind, who do not truly believe in anything new until they have had actual experience of it. - Niccolo Machiavelli Quote
Ali Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 "As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case. Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'" - Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough. 1 Quote
eddo Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 "As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case. Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'" - Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough. HOLY SCHNICKIES!!! Glad you are ok!!!! -me, after reading about Ali's adventures. Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
snafu Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 "As I was skidding backwards along the highway veering towards the ditch, I would like to say I said something dignified and Carrie Underwoodesque like 'Jesus, take the wheel', but alas that is not the case. Instead, in those seconds that felt like hours, my mind reflected on the people I love, lists/tasks left incomplete and hopes and dreams unrealized. As I felt the back end hit the ditch, I realized my last thought was going to be...'Huh. I'm going to go flipping through a field. Fukk.'" - Ali after sliding across the ice yesterday and winding up stuck backwards, in the opposing ditch, and in a slough. Far out! I've done that man! Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Old Salt Posted March 26, 2009 Posted March 26, 2009 I did that once a lot of years ago with a semi. :eek: It's a strange feeling when you can stick your hand out the driver's window and touch the side of the trailer. I'm glad you're OK. Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
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