Give me quotes or give me death!

[snafu]

?For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.?

 

Now kiss and make up!

[wez]

?For this' date=' Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, [b']Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself[/b].?Now kiss and make up!

Quit trying to hurt eddo by quoting the bible! :D

 

I forgive you eddo, don't do it again, Now forgive yourself, it's ok. ~ wez

[hugo]

?For this' date=' Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, [b']Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself[/b].?

Looks like I'm screwed.

[IWS]

?Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.?

How do I masturbate my neighbor?

[wez]

Debra Lafave is hot, I wish she was my teacher at 14 :D ~ wez

[Anna Perenna]

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to - Dorothy Parker

[snafu]

Think I'll have a s***, then I'll feel better - Elvis Presley (plagiarized from RoyalOrleans) :D

[wez]

Think I'll have a s***, then I'll feel better - Elvis Presley (plagiarized from RoyalOrleans) :D

I think we all know how well that turned out.. :D

[snafu]

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey - The Beatles :cool:

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The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this. ~Albert Einstein

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. ~ Frank Zappa

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~ People tend to focus on the here and now. The problem is that, once global warming is something that most people can feel in the course of their daily lives, it will be too late to prevent much larger, potentially catastrophic changes ~ Elizabeth Kolbert

[RoyalOrleans]

The path of the righteous man

 

is beset on all sides

 

by the inequities of the selfish

 

and the tyranny of evil men!

 

Blessed is he

 

who in the name of charity and goodwill

 

shepherds the weak

 

through the valley of darkness

 

for he is truly his brother's keeper

 

and the finder of lost children

 

And I will strike down upon thee

 

with great vengeance and furious anger

 

those who attempt to poison or destroy my brothers

 

And you will my name is LORD

 

when I lay my vengeance upon you!

 

-Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction 1994

[wez]

If this is sin, baby, count me in ~ Don Felder

 

[wez]

We got up front fanatics tearing down the barricade. ~ Sammy Hagar

 

 

 

Perhaps "we" should thank "them"? :rolleyes:

 

Right, eddo? :D

 

legend:

 

Barricade = eddos rules

 

we = eddo

 

them = me

 

Eddo? I'm waiting... hahaha

 

Where ya been hiding?

 

Fecky put the join function back on, eh? Gonna invite me back?

[wez]

“Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you” ~ Kurt Cobain

 

“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.” ~ J. D. Salinger

 

You die as you've lived. If you were paranoid in life, you'll probably be paranoid when you're dying.” ~ Dr. James Cimino quotes

 

“Biographical history, as taught in our public schools, is still largely a history of boneheads: ridiculous kings and queens, paranoid political leaders, compulsive voyagers, ignorant generals - the flotsam and jetsam of historical currents. The men who radically altered history, the great scientists and mathematicians, are seldom mentioned, if at all.” ~ santiz Martin Gardner

 

“Whereas the well-functioning executive encourages the best in brains and skills, the one who is paranoid or even less morbidly insecure must have inadequates about him, men who will take punishment.” ~ Dr. Francis J. Braceland

 

“They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work.” ~ William S. Burroughs quotes

 

“If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.” ~ Margaret Atwood

 

“In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of some unsightly disease: criminal ignorance, brutish stupidity, self-righteous bigotry, paranoid fear of outsiders. For the cultist, psychiatrists, the media, Government agencies have become Satan incarnate. Like the fundamental Christians, they have to be right.” ~ William S. Burroughs

 

 

 

Hey TJ, was that an uncanny sense of knowing your hidden motivations? :D

[wez]

NAMASTE (Indian greeting meaning:The spirit in me meets the same spirit in you.)

 

Hands are for shaking, not for tying ~ Chris Cornell

 

[wez]

Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously. ~ Og Mandino

 

Each day is a special gift from God, and while life may not always be fair, you must never allow the pains, hurdles, and handicaps of the moment to poison your attitude and plans for yourself and your future. You can never win when you wear the ugly cloak of self-pity, and the sour sound of whining will certainly frighten away any opportunity for success. Never again. There is a better way. ~ Og Mandino

 

The whining schoolboy, with his satchel

 

And shining morning face, creeping like snail

 

Unwillingly to school. ~ William Shakespeare

 

Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve. ~ Robert Burns

 

The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the surest sign symptom of little souls and inferior intellects.~ Lord Jeffrey

 

 

 

Think that last one has been posted a time or 2 but it's so good it's worth repeating.. :rolleyes:

[snafu]

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy

[wez]

Whoever is spared personal pain must feel himself called to help in diminishing the pain of others. We must all carry our share of the misery which lies upon the world. ~ Albert Schweitzer

 

The white man's happiness cannot be purchased by the black man's misery. ~ Frederick Douglass

 

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.~ Winston Churchill

 

Morality becomes hypocrisy if it means accepting mothers suffering or dying in connection with unwanted pregnancies and illegal abortions - and unwanted children living in misery ~ Unknown

 

Pride is seldom delicate, it will please itself with very mean advantages; and envy feels not its own happiness, but when it may be compared with the misery of others. ~ Samuel Johnson

 

The man who loves his country prefers its liberty to all other considerations, well knowing that without liberty life is a misery. ~ Andrew Hamilton

 

The miser, starving his brother's body, starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep out of his great estate of injustice, poor and naked and miserable. ~ Theodore Parker

 

The happiness and misery of men depend no less on temper than fortune. ~ Fran?ois de la Rochefoucauld

 

So many able writers have shown that the unjust institutions which work so much misery and suffering to the masses have their root in governments, and owe their whole existence to the power derived from government we cannot help but believe that were every law, every title deed, every court, and every police officer or soldier abolished tomorrow with one sweep, we would be better off than now. ~ lunaleelee Lucy Parsons

 

In seperateness lies the world's great misery, in compassion lies the world's true strength. ~ Buddha

 

Misery acquaints a man with strange bed-fellows. ~ William Shakespeare

 

[wez]

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~ George Carlin

 

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ~ George Carlin

 

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~ Mary Hirsch

 

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm. ~ George Carlin

 

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at ~ unknown

 

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

 

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. ~ Mark Twain

 

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. ~ Chinese Proverbs

 

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~ Hugh Sidey

 

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~ William Davis

 

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously. ~ Oscar Wilde

 

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I also want to speak tonight directly to Muslims throughout the world. We respect your faith. It's practiced freely by many millions of Americans, and by millions more in countries that America counts as friends. Its teachings are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah. (Applause.) The terrorists are traitors to their own faith, trying, in effect, to hijack Islam itself. The enemy of America is not our many Muslim friends; it is not our many Arab friends. Our enemy is a radical network of terrorists, and every government that supports them. (Applause.) - President Bush

[wez]

Brotherman is wez's bitch. ~ Brotherman

 

:D

[wez]

He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

 

 

 

Too true.. too true..

 

A wise man thanks someone who angers them. It means they taught you something ~ wez

 

[wez]

Censorship stinks ~ wez