Moderators IWS Posted March 7, 2008 Moderators Posted March 7, 2008 This was posted on another board. Democratic National Convention Schedule Schedule of Events 7:00 PM ~ OPENING FLAG BURNING. 7:15 PM ~ PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U. N. 7:20 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 7:25 PM ~ NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 PM ~ CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah 7:55 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 8:00 PM ~ HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore 8:15 PM ~ GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell 8:35 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 8:40 PM ~ OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry 9.00 PM ~ MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 PM ~ "ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE" - Alec Baldwin 11:00 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 11:05 PM ~ COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand 11:15 PM ~ FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn 11:30 PM ~ OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 PM ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 11:50 PM ~ HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean 12:15 am ~ "TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore 12:25 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST 12:30 am ~ SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 12:45 am ~ NOMINATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - Nancy Pelosi 1:00 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 1:05 am ~ CORONATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON. 1:30 am ~ TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST. 1:35 am ~ BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Old Salt Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 If it weren't so close to the truth, it would be hilarious.:eek: Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
eddo Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
snafu Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 I printed it out and am passing it out as we speak. The truth should be told. :D Quote *NEVER FORGOTTEN*
Old Salt Posted March 7, 2008 Posted March 7, 2008 1:35 am ~ BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME Bill needs a geography lesson. Doesn't he know that Chappaquiddick is nowhere near Denver? Quote Been wrong before, could be wrong now, will probably be wrong again. Don't take yourself so dang seriously. ;)
Moderators IWS Posted March 7, 2008 Author Moderators Posted March 7, 2008 Bill needs a geography lesson. Doesn't he know that Chappaquiddick is nowhere near Denver? Yea, but they have curvy mountain roads with steep drop offs. :D Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
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