Moderators IWS Posted November 16, 2008 Moderators Posted November 16, 2008 I'm just about ready to iron my scrubs and do the dishes... By hand.. How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Cut it off with a butter knife and microwaved it on high for 10 minutes.. Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 16, 2008 Members Posted November 16, 2008 How do you get your hand hot enough to iron clothes? Vigorous masturbation. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
emkay64 Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... Quote
Guest weez Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... What a coinkidink.. I can assist with the former and then you can watch me do the latter whilst you bask in a warm bath scented with rose petals. Call me.. I got $5 burning a hole in my pocket.. ;) Quote
Moderators IWS Posted November 17, 2008 Moderators Posted November 17, 2008 After vigorous masturbation the last thing I wanna do is iron clothes.... But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to? Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
emkay64 Posted November 17, 2008 Posted November 17, 2008 But is your hand hot enough to iron them if you wanted to? Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. **** my hands are covered in...errr....starch. Quote
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 Hmmmm....I don't know...lemme check. **** my hands are covered in...errr....starch. Are you sure that's starch? Here, let me taste them for you... I only posted that cause my Chinese take out fortune cookie just told me to.. Well that, and I'm a pervert.. Now is the best time for you to be spontaneous. Serendipity! ~ wez's fortune mmmmmm.. Serendipidy! Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely. ~ commiepedia hahahaha :P Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie. I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read: GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted November 19, 2008 Moderators Posted November 19, 2008 Yesterday, I had lunch at the Gut-bomb Panda, better known as Hoo Flung Doo's House of Flying Dookie.I cracked open my fortune cookie after the meal. It read: GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY. ...in bed. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 ...in bed. Hmm... I'll go check. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted November 19, 2008 Moderators Posted November 19, 2008 Hmm... I'll go check. Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end? . . . Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?. . . I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone :P Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 Haven't you ever heard that when you read your fortune from a fortune cookie, you add the words "in bed" to the end?. . . Yes! I think he's referring to the fact that he's not alone :P And yes! Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Moderators IWS Posted November 19, 2008 Moderators Posted November 19, 2008 Yes! And yes! Got it. A little slow this morning. Quote One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.? ~ Thomas Sowell
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said: You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 Got it. A little slow this morning. It's late at night when I am at my dullest. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 I had Thai for lunch...I got a fortune cookie that said:You will soon have more adventure in your life. heehee You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Count me in and color me bad! Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 You're going to start a Dungeons and Dragons campaign? Count me in and color me bad! I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand *devilish grin*. Quote
Members RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Members Posted November 19, 2008 I'll be needing a consultant for authenticity. You can be my right hand *devilish grin*. I'd rather just play... ok! I mean, Sylvanius Ableblade the Fighter / Mage / Thief has some heroines to woo and gold to snatch... or the other way around. Quote http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul
eddo Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 My fortune cookies always say: "You will find love on Flag Day." Quote I hate signatures, so I don't have one. wait....
Ali Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 My fortune cookies always say:"You will find love on Flag Day." Mine always say "No Fat Chicks" Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Mine always say: "You will feel hungry again in 30-45 minutes" Quote As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Funny.. today mine said.. You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind. Wonder who it'll be? Quote I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy
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