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Funny.. today mine said.. You will soon kick some poor fools ass in scrabble and verbally masturbate it all over the www to rub salt in the massive wounds you leave behind.

 

Wonder who it'll be?

Only one thing's for sure: it's not me. :D
As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
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Only one thing's for sure: it's not me. :D

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How can you be so cruel? :(

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

 

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http://justbs.us/applications/core/interface/imageproxy/imageproxy.php?img=http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w244/donkimball06/toilet-humor-passed-out-in-urinal.jpg&key=e5a2be7e2f285b25eb6aeb6c27c93d93d75813ae7ea9cd6da35ff94683ce5d01How can you be so cruel? :(

Oddly enough, it's effortless.
As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
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Oddly enough, it's effortless.

Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

 

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My lowly scrabble stats at Internet Scrabble Club (hint, hint) Which isn't so bad my life savior can't join and pummel me with her greatness now and again..

 

Win 2373

 

Lose 3525

 

rating 1025

 

best rating 1219

 

Average 321 in 13 turns

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

 

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Soul of a woman was created below ~ Robert Plant and RO in his best Robert Plant voice in some/any cunny that's under 300lbs

Try again, Retardo the Galant!

 

300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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Try again, Retardo the Galant! 300 pounds? Only if they are like seven feet tall.

Kay.. anything under 113...

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

 

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I'm 4'8" and 514 lbs.STOP HATIN'!!!!

 

:P

Are you positive that you are not 8'4"?

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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Kay.. anything under 113...

And lap-spinnable.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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Nope, sorry. Is that a deal breaker?

Are you purposely trying to turn me off?

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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Are you purposely trying to turn me off?

Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".

 

For example:

 

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity.

 

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

 

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

 

Ya just never know!

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Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".For example:

 

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing fellatio at every opportunity.

 

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

 

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal sh!t and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

 

Ya just never know!

My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

Is that your best case scenario? :P

 

Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

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Is that your best case scenario? :P Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.

 

I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

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I googled your reply to see what in the hell you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

Will you fukken marry me?

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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Will you fukken marry me?

If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;)

 

Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

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If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;) Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:
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You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:

Oooh, good thinking! My parents might be a bit put off if he showed up to dinner with his junk on display.
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You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too. :cool:

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

 

That was awesome!

 

Yes, I would show up sans the pants. I mean, I like to make a good impression on the gal's mom.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it. ;) Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

Campy is great. I love campy films.

 

My friends have dubbed me as having the worst dvd collection ever because it's filled with so much weird crap. Bastards.

 

That's fine because I kind of enjoy being an oddball with a sense of style and humor that no one can quite grasp. It makes me feel all untouchable and stuff.

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