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Speaking of wretched 'chick flicks' - I had to suffer through the Jane Austen book club a few weeks ago. The only thing good about it was the hot guys. And as for the Ya Ya Sisterhood = worst film ever. I have no idea who the crazy women are that actually like these movies.

LOL - I fell asleep at Ya Ya Sisterhood. My son's grandmother dragged me to that. I hated it. I also couldn't get through the Jane Austen book club for more than 10 minutes. Becoming Jane is a good movie though.

 

Where is Phantom our romantic movie buff?

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My buddies conned me into going to some foreign love story film last year and I hated every last moment of it. I spent the majority of the movie glaring at my friends and throwing popcorn at them. I figured if I had to be tortured for 90 minutes, they could be too.It's so good to know I'm not the only sick twisted female perv in existence.

 

Have any of you seen "Best in Show" directed by Christopher Guest? That's another one of my favorites.

Best in show was hilarious! Only because I went to a dog show once....and they are REALLY like that. It could have been a fukking documentary.
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You could have moved over a little...you can't even see me in the picture. Attention whore!

I COULDN'T move. Not until the aid of the Crisco, anyway.
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LMAO! No man can resist a pair of slippery wet jugs. :P

Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

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Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.

 

What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable breasts?

 

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

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Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable breasts?

 

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

You didn't know? RO is a boob man and he knows how to pick the ripe ones!

 

Now see in this day and age I'm not so picky.

*NEVER FORGOTTEN*

 

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You didn't know? RO is a boob man and he knows how to pick the ripe ones!Now see in this day and age I'm not so picky.

Awww Snaf...you're an absolute sweetheart! I'm flashing you right now :P
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Awww Snaf...you're an absolute sweetheart! I'm flashing you right now :P

Me too! I hope you don't mind inverted nipples and sporadic patches of chest hair. :D
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I take it you are a breast connoisseur.What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable breasts?

 

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

I would love to crack open that treasure trove of knowledge, but I would rather you judge for yourself.

 

Do or do not. There is no try.

 

RateMyBoobs - RateMyBoobs

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Don't faint, eddo!!!!

With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.

 

If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

 

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

 

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

What the hell are you blithering on about now?

I'm sick in mind and spirit, the mirror tells me lies ~ Ozzy

 

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What the hell are you blithering on about now?

This is verbal masturbation, right?

 

Just trying to fit in and/or keep up.

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

 

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!

 

Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

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ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

I wonder if there's a Rate-a-Single Bitch with a Piss Poor Attitude site? I'd probably score quite high.
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ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

Yeah... the average score was 3.

 

Your mom is a solid 6, but an 11 in bed.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5I0M6PKr5HM/SrZiXevwa5I/AAAAAAAAAIo/HZMRBP1nwyI/s200/obama-socialism-attacks-capitalism.jpg

 

It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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I wonder if there's a Rate-a-Single Bitch with a Piss Poor Attitude site? I'd probably score quite high.

I believe that this has the market cornered.

 

AMY WINEHOUSE

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It's a mistake to think that poor people get the benefit from the welfare system. It's a total fraud. Most welfare go to the rich of this country: the military-industrial complex, the bankers, the foreign dictators, it's totally out of control. This idea that the government has services or goods that they can pass on is a complete farce. Governments have nothing. They can't create anything, they never have. All they can do is steal from one group and give it to another at the destruction of the principles of freedom, and we ought to challenge that concept. - Ron Paul

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