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wez

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Cannon Ball

Breeders

Ahoo Ahooh Ahooh Ahooh Ahooh Ahooh

Spitting in a wishing well

Blown to hell... crash

I'm the last splash

I know you, little libertine

I know you're a real koo koo

Hey now, hey now, ...

Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]

In the shade [4x]

I know you, little libertine

I know you're a cannonball

I'll be you're whatever you want

The bong in this Reggae Song

Hey now, hey now, ...

Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]

In the shade [4x]

Spitting in a wishing well

Blown to hell... crash

I'm the last splash

I'll be you're whatever you want

The bong in this Reggae Song

Hey now, hey now, ...

Want you, Koo Koo, Cannonball [2x]

In the shade [4x]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AsId-qVIb4]YouTube - The Breeders - CannonBall[/ame]

 

wez

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Wishing it was

Santana

Beauty and grace is what touches me most

Good time can put me in fear

Always feel safe when things are bad

So I cannot let you come near

It seems that I thrive on the dark side of things

I always feel alive when the death bell rings

Now you have come and bring out the tears in me

Pain never makes me cry, but happiness does

It's so strange to watch my life go by

Wishing it was

Wishing it was more like a fantasy

Where everyone surprises me

Wishing it was

This feeling won't last cause I cannot survive

I tell you I've been here before

When it's movin' this fast

It's a matter of time

One of us walks out that door

It seems that I thrive on the dark side of things

I always feel alive when the death bell rings

Now you come and you bring out the tears in me

Give this some thought

And I'm sure you will know

This is the way it must be

Emotions will rise, emotions will flow

You bring out the tears in me

It's so strange to watch your life walk and where everyday

I've been burning the candle at both ends

And lied the truth I can't pretend

This is why I will not stay baby

Just like that I'm on my way

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLiE6fCMvb4]YouTube - Santana - Wishing It Was[/ame]

 
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Put the Lime in the Coconut - Harry Nilsson

Brother bought a coconut

He bought it for a dime

His sister had another

She paid it for a lime

She put the lime in the coconut

And drank them both up

She put the lime in the coconut

And drank them all up

She put the lime in the coconut

And drank them all up

Called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,

I say, Doctor ain't there nothing I can take

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

Now let me get this straight;

You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up

You put the lime in the coconut,

You drank them both up

You put the lime in the coconut,

called your doctor, woke him up, and said,

Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,

You put the lime in the cocount, you're such a silly woman!

Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.
 
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I think I'll play my Harry Nilsson collection. Thanks Atlantic! :P

Ouga Chaka ouga! ....

I can't stop this feeling

Deep inside of me.

Girl, you just don't realize

What you do to me.

When you hold me

In your arms so tight,

You let me know,

Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.

Their taste stays on my mind.

Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,

But I don't need a cure,

I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure

All the good love, when we're all alone

Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.

I'm high on believing that your in love with me.

All the good love, when we're all alone

Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,

I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,

And I'm high on believing,

That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling.
 
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Something

Beatles

Something in the way she moves,

Attracts me like no other lover.

Something in the way she woos me.

I don't want to leave her now,

You know I believe and how.

Somewhere in her smile she knows,

That I don't need no other lover.

Something in her style that shows me.

I don't want to leave her now,

You know I believe and how.

You're asking me will my love grow,

I don't know, I don't know.

Stick around, and it may show,

But I don't know, I don't know.

Something in the way she knows,

And all I have to do is think of her.

Something in the things she shows me.

I don't want to leave her now.

You know I believe and how.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDVD6cCAkfE]YouTube- The Beatles- Something[/ame]

 
I Am Not the Fine Man You Take Me For
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Distant Early Warning

RUSH

An ill wind comes arising

Across the cities of the plain

There's no swimming in the heavy water

No singing in the acid rain

Red alert

Red alert

It's so hard to stay together

Passing through revolving doors

We need someone to talk to

And someone to sweep the floors

Incomplete

Incomplete

The world weighs on my shoulders

But what am I to do?

You sometimes drive me crazy

But I worry about you

I know it makes no difference

To what you're going through

But I see the tip of the iceberg

And I worry about you...

Cruising under your radar

Watching from satellites

Take a page from the red book

Keep them in your sights

Red alert

Red alert

Left and rights of passage

Black and whites of youth

Who can face the knowledge

That the truth is not the truth?

Obsolete

Absolute

The world weighs on my shoulders

But what am I to do?

You sometimes drive me crazy

But I worry about you

I know it makes no difference

To what you're going through

But I see the tip of the iceberg

And I worry about you

The world weighs on my shoulders

But what am I to do?

You sometimes drive me crazy

But I worry about you

I know it makes no difference

To what you're going through

But I see the tip of the iceberg

And I worry about you

Absalom

Absalom

Absalom

 

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Children of the Sea

Black Sabbath

In the misty morning, on the edge of time

We've lost the rising sun, a final sign

As the misty morning rolls away to die

Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky

We sailed across the air before we learned to fly

We thought that it could never end

We'd glide above the ground before we learned to run, run

Now it seems our world has come undone

Oh they say that it's over

And it just had to be

Ooh they say that it's over

We're lost children of the sea, oh

We made the mountains shake with laughter as we played

Hiding in our corner of the world

Then we did the demon dance and rushed to nevermore

Threw away the key and locked the door

Oh they say that it's over, yeah

And it just had to be

Yes they say that it's over

We're lost children of the sea

In the misty morning, on the edge of time

We've lost the rising sun, a final sign

As the misty morning rolls away to die

Reaching for the stars, we blind the sky

Oh they say that it's over, yeah

And it just had to be

Oh they say that it's over

Poor lost children of the sea, yeah

LOOK OUT! the sky is falling down!

LOOK OUT! The world is spinning round and round and round!

LOOK OUT! The sun is going black, black

LOOK OUT! It's never never never coming back, LOOK OUT!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhEE-ma-3ng]YouTube - Black Sabbath - Children of the Sea[/ame]

 

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Show me how to live

Audioslave

In with the early dawn

moving right along

I couldn't buy an eyeful of sleep

and in the aching night

under saddled eyes

I was not received

built with stolen parts

a telephone in my heart

someone get me a priest

to put my mind to bed

this ringing in my head

is this a cure or is this a disease

nail in my hand from my creator

you gave me life now

show me how to live

nail in my hand from my creator

you gave me life now

show me how to live

in the afterbirth

on the quiet earth

let this things remind you

you thought you made a man

you better think again

before my role defines you

nail in my hand from my creator

you gave me life now show me how to live

nail in my hand from my creator

you gave me life now

show me how to live

and in your waiting hands

i will land

and roll out of my skin

and in your final hours i will stand

ready to begin

ready to begin

ready to begin

ready to begin

nail in my hand from my creator

you gave me life now

show me how to live

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6EEjjhOnQA]YouTube- Audioslave - Show Me How To Live (HD)[/ame]

 

wez

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Angel Eyes

Jeff Healey Band

Girl, you're looking, fine tonight,

and every guy has got you in his sights.

What you're doing, with a clown like me,

is surely one of life's little, mysteries

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance,

never even got one second glance

Across a crowded room was close enough,

I could look but I could never touch

So tonight I'll ask, the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

Don't anyone wake me,

if it's just a dream

'Cause she's the best thing,

ever happened to me

All you fellows, you can look all you like,

but this girl you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight

There's just one more thing that I need to know,

if this is love why does it scare me so?

It must be somethin' only you can see,

'cause girl I feel it when you look at me

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

hey, hey, hey, yeah, awww

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyPXDEffTTc]YouTube- Jeff Healey Band : Angel eyes[/ame]

 

wez

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Rock and Roll aint Noise Pollution

Hey there, all you middle men

Throw away your fancy clothes

And while you're out there sittin' on a fence

So get off your ass and come down here

'Cause rock 'n' roll ain't no riddle man

To me it makes good, good sense

Good sense

Ow

Oooh yeah

Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar

We got vibrations coming up from the floor

We're just listening to the rock that's giving too much noise

Are you deaf, you wanna hear some more

We're just talkin' about the future

Forget about the past

It'll always be with us

It's never gonna die, never gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution

Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution

Rock 'n' roll it will survive

Yes it will, ha ha ha ha

I took a look inside your bedroom door

You looked so good lying on your bed

Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love

You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead

We're just talkin' about the future

Forget about the past

It'll always be with us

It's never gonna die, never gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution

Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution

Rock 'n' roll is just rock 'n' roll

Oh Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution

Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution

Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die

Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution

Rock 'n' roll it'll never die

Rock 'n' roll ain't no pollution

Rock 'n' roll

Oh

Rock 'n' roll is just rock 'n' roll

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pd3ZtP3G38]YouTube - Rock 'n' Roll Aint Noise Pollution - Ac Dc[/ame]

 

wez

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No Excuses

Alice in Chains

It's alright

There comes a time

Got no patience

To search for peace of mind

Laying' low

Want to take it slow

No more hiding

Or disguising truths I've sold

Everyday

Something hits me all so cold

Find me sittin' by myself

No excuses that I know

It's okay

Had a bad day

Hands are bruised from

Breaking rocks all day

Drained and blue

I bleed for you

You think it's funny

Well you're drowning in it too

Everyday

Something hits me all so cold

Find me sittin' by myself

No excuses that I know

Yeah, it's fine

We'll walk down the line

Leave our rain

A cold trade for warm sunshine

You my friend

I will defend

And if we change

Well I love you anyway

Everyday

Something hits me all so cold

Find me sittin' by myself

No excuses that I know

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dBgFZJOww8]YouTube - alice in chains - jar of flies - no excuses[/ame]

 

wez

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Down in a Hole

Alice in Chains

Bury me softly in this womb

I give this part of me for you

Sand rains down and here I sit

Holding rare flowers

In a tomb...in bloom

Down in a hole and I don't know if I can be saved

See my heart I decorate it like a grave

You don't understand who they

Thought I was supposed to be

Look at me now a man

Who wont let himself be

Down in a hole, feelin' so small

Down in a hole, losin' my soul

I'd like to fly,

But my wings have been so denied

Down in a hole and they've put all

The stones in their place

I've eaten the sun so my tongue

Has been burned of the taste

I have been guilty

Of kicking myself in the teeth

I will speak no more

Of my feelings beneath

Down in a hole, feelin' so small

Down in a hole, losin' my soul

I'd like to fly but my

Wings have been so denied

Bury me softly in this womb

Oh I want to be inside of you

I give this part of me for you

Oh I want to be inside of you

Sand rains down and here I sit

Holding rare flowers (oh I want to be inside of you)

In a tomb...in bloom

Oh I want to be inside...

Down in a hole, feelin' so small

Down in a hole, losin' my soul

Down in a hole, feelin' so small

Down in a hole, outta control

I'd like to fly but my

Wings have been so denied

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmpcHaHGrQ]YouTube - Alice In Chains - Down in a Hole[/ame]

 
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wez said:
Angel Eyes

Jeff Healey Band

Girl, you're looking, fine tonight,

and every guy has got you in his sights.

What you're doing, with a clown like me,

is surely one of life's little, mysteries

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance,

never even got one second glance

Across a crowded room was close enough,

I could look but I could never touch

So tonight I'll ask, the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

Don't anyone wake me,

if it's just a dream

'Cause she's the best thing,

ever happened to me

All you fellows, you can look all you like,

but this girl you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight

There's just one more thing that I need to know,

if this is love why does it scare me so?

It must be somethin' only you can see,

'cause girl I feel it when you look at me

So tonight I'll ask the stars above,

"How did I ever win your love?"

What did I do?

What did I say,

to turn your angel eyes my way?

hey, hey, hey, yeah, awww

I told my wife I was dedicating this song to her once. She didn't get it. I guess she needs to read the lyrics.
 

wez

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Don't Dream its Over

Crowded House

There is freedom within, there is freedom without

Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup

There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost

But you'll never see the end of the road

While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now

Don't dream it's over

Hey now, hey now

When the world comes in

They come, they come

To build a wall between us

We know they won't win

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof

My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof

In the paper today tales of war and of waste

But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Hey now, hey now

Don't dream it's over

Hey now, hey now

When the world comes in

They come, they come

To build a wall between us

We know they won't win

Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum

And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart

Only the shadows ahead barely clearing the roof

Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief

Hey now, hey now

Don't dream it's over

Hey now, hey now

When the world comes in

They come, they come

To build a wall between us

Don't ever let them win

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3puAPS1iqk]YouTube - Don't dream it's over Crowded House[/ame]

 
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Slide - Goo Goo Dolls

Could you whisper in my ear

The things you wanna feel

I'd give you anythin'

To feel it comin'

Do you wake up on your own

And wonder where you are?

You live with all your faults

I wanna wake up where you are

I won't say anything at all

So why don't you slide

Yeah, I'm gonna let it slide

Don't you love the life you killed?

The priest is on the phone

Your father hit the wall

Your ma disowned you

Don't supposed I'll ever know

What it means to be a man

It's somethin' I can't change

I'll live around it

I wanna wake up where you are

I won't say anything at all

So why don't you slide

Ooh, slide

And I'll do anythin' you ever dreamed to be

complete

Little pieces of the nothin' that fall

Oh, May

Put your arms around me

What you feel is what you are

And what you are is beautiful

Oh, May

Do you wanna get married

Or run away?
 
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More than a feeling - Boston

For Trademark ;)

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone

Turned on some music to start my day

I lost myself in a familiar song

I closed my eyes and I slipped away

It's more than a feeling

More than a feeling

When I hear that old song they used to play

More than a feeling

I begin dreaming

More than a feeling

'Til I see Marianne walk away

I see my Marianne walkin' away

So many people have come and gone

Their faces fade as the years go by

Yet I still recall as I wander on

As clear as the sun in the summer sky

It's more than a feeling

More than a feeling

When I hear that old song they used to play

More than a feeling

and I begin dreaming

More than a feeling

'Til I see Marianne walk away

I see my Marianne walkin' away

When I'm tired and thinking cold

I hide in my music, forget the day

And dream of a girl I used to know

I closed my eyes and she slipped away

She slipped away

It's more than a feeling

More than a feeling

When I hear that old song they used to play

More than a feeling

I begin dreaming

More than a feeling

'Til I see my Marianne walk away
 
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Would - Alice in Chains

Know me broken by my master,

Teach thee on child of love hereafter,

Into the flood again,

Same old trip it was back then,

So I made a big mistake,

Try to see it once my way.

Drifting body, it's sole desertion,

Flying, not yet quite the notion.

Into the flood again,

Same old trip it was back then,

So I made a big mistake,

Try to see it once my way.

Into the flood again,

Same old trip it was back then,

So I made a big mistake,

Try to see it once my way.

Am I wrong?

Have I run too far to get home

Have I gone?

And left you here alone

Am I wrong?

Have I run too far to get home, yeah

Have I gone?

And left you here alone

If I would, could you?
 
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My Favorite Damn Disease - Nickelback

I like your pants around your feet

I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please while your lookin' up at me

your like my favorite damn disease

And I love the places that we go

And I love the people that you know

And I love the way you can't say no, to many long lines in a row

I love the powder on your nose

Oh I know who you are

It wasn't that hard

Just to figure you out

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard

just to figure you out

I like the freckles on your chest

And I like the way you like me best

And I like the way your not impressed while you put em to the test

I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check

And I love the good times that you wreck

I love your lack of self-respect

While your passed out on the deck

I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are, it

wasn't that hard just to figure you out

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While your looking up at me

your like my favorite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go

And I hate the people that you know

And I hate the way you can't say no, to many long lines in a row

I hate the powder on your nose

and I know who you are it wasn't that hard

to figure you out
 
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Send her my Love - Journey

It's been so long

Since I've seen her face

You say she's doin' fine

I still recall a sad cafe

How it hurt so bad to see her cry

I didn't want to say goodbye

Send her my love

Memories remain

Send her my love

Roses never fade

Send her my love

The same hotel

The same old room

I'm on the road again

She needed so much more

Than I could give

We knew our love could not pretend

Broken hearts can always mend

Callin' out her name I'm dreamin'

Reflections of a face I'm seein'

It's her voice

That keeps on haunting me

Send her, send her my love

Roses never fade

Memories remain

Send her, send her, my love...
 
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Bad - U2

If you twist and turn away

If you tear yourself in two again

If I could, yes I would

If I could, I would

Let it go

Surrender

Dislocate

If I could throw this

Lifeless lifeline to the wind

Leave this heart of clay

See you walk, walk away

Into the night

And through the rain

Into the half-light

And through the flame

If I could through myself

Set your spirit free

I'd lead your heart away

See you break, break away

Into the light

And to the day

Oooh oooh, oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh...

To let it go! And so fade away

To let it go!

And so fade away

I'm wide awake

I'm wide awake

Wide awake

I'm not sleeping, oh no, no, no

If you should ask then maybe they'd

Tell you what I would say

True colors fly in blue and black

Blue silken sky and burning flag

Colors crash, collide in blood shot eyes

Oooh oooh, oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh...

If I could, you know I would

If I could, I would

Let it go

This desparation

Dislocation

Separation

Condemnation

Revelation

In temptation

Isolation

Desolation

Let it go

And so fade away

To let it go, oh yeah

And so fade away

To let it go, oh No

And so fade away

I'm wide awake

I'm wide awake

Wide awake

I'm not sleeping oh no no
 
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