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[Fullauto]

so here it is... the oracle is back... ask any question... ANY question and I, with a little help from some of the smarter members here will answer them...

 

[emkay64]

If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in?

What says you?

 

[Old Salt]

Deep..... Very deep.

 

[emkay64]

Where is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz anyways?

 

[Fullauto]

If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in?What says you?

Yes... For instance... Oprah Winfrey believes she is pretty and that people care waht she says... Fact is, she looks like Sloth's black cousin after a rather severe stroke!

as far as if people care... Well... I'm sure some do, but even then, the rest of us not only don't care what she thinks, but would rather hang from painter scaffolding by our Ocular nerves than listen to what anyone would have to say who would listen to her!

So you see virginia, Not only is there a Santa, but Oprah is Ugly and ultimately nothing more than a very dark talking head!

OHHHHHMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

 

[snafu]

How many peppers are in a peck anyway?

 

[Phantom]

Why don't spiders get caught in their own webs but only in other spider webs?

 

[Phreakwars]

Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper.

I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this:

MMM... YUM !!!!

But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this:

WHY IS THAT??

Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich.

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[sheik-yerbouti]

Hey Oracle, riddle me this:

What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ?

 

[sheik-yerbouti]

Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper.I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this:

MMM... YUM !!!!

But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this:

WHY IS THAT??

Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich.

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Even I, an ignorant fool can help you with this.

Its because you are a man and the kitchen fairy hates you.

 

[Phreakwars]

Even I, an ignorant fool can help you with this. Its because you are a man and the kitchen fairy hates you.

Not likely, I have been cooking since I was like 6. Personally, I am ANTI-BOXED MEALS... Almost any time I cook, it will be a home made meal. Although my wife does buy these types of meals (even though I object), they usually end up sitting in the cubbard for months before being used. I hate probably every hamburger helper there is.. the only one I liked is the potatoes augratin, but hell, I don't think they even make that one anymore... I haven't seen it in years... not in my area anyways. Last night I just didn't feel like putting much effort into the cooking... the kids were in bed, it was late, and I was the only one who would be eating, so I thought..." eh... what the hell, it's been in the cubbard for about 3 months, never tried this one before.... might as well make it "....ugh... what a bad decision !!.

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[sheik-yerbouti]

Not likely, I have been cooking since I was like 6. Personally, I am ANTI-BOXED MEALS... Almost any time I cook, it will be a home made meal. Although my wife does buy these types of meals (even though I object), they usually end up sitting in the cubbard for months before being used. I hate probably every hamburger helper there is.. the only one I liked is the potatoes augratin, but hell, I don't think they even make that one anymore... I haven't seen it in years... not in my area anyways. Last night I just didn't feel like putting much effort into the cooking... the kids were in bed, it was late, and I was the only one who would be eating, so I thought..." eh... what the hell, it's been in the cubbard for about 3 months, never tried this one before.... might as well make it "....ugh... what a bad decision !!.

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We'll just have to blame it on boxed foods then.

I must say, I'd like to try the flour coated catfish to mentioned elsewhere. That sounded real good.

 

[wez]

Dear oracle.. do you hope the economy collapses so you don't have to pay your debt back? Dream on...

Why do you think your masters conveniently changed the bankruptcy laws on you just in the nick of time?

 

[wez]

Dear oracle...

When will Charley be sprung from the can so Helter Skelter can began? Thank you...

 

[wez]

If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in? ~ emkay

And if that is true, oh great one, then can reality not be anything we want it to be? It's obvious all human activities didn't come about by random chance, rather, were someone/s idea of a reality. So...

Who decided to make it everyones reality, or else?

 

[Fullauto]

How many peppers are in a peck anyway?

About 2 Gallons... So It really all depends on how big the pappers are...

 

[Fullauto]

Why don't spiders get caught in their own webs but only in other spider webs?

I'm pretty sure it has to do with being immune to thier own silk protiens...

That and God made it that way...

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! !

DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS ! ! !

OHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Fullauto]

Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper.I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this:

MMM... YUM !!!!

But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this:

WHY IS THAT??

Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich.

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Not sure... but I'm going to go with God Not likeing either you, or your ethnic lineage as a whole... Yeeeaeaaahhhh....

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! !

ALL HIEL DIE ORACLE ! ! !

 

[Fullauto]

Hey Oracle, riddle me this:What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ?

That is call consonance... A repetition of consonant sounds

It's also a good lesson in meter... although I'm not sure what that particular mater is called...

Und Ich denke auch, die Antwort ist 10...

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! !

 

[wez]

Hey Oracle, riddle me this:What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ?

The equation is..3 x [1/3 (3 3/3)] = 4

3 and 3 thirds = 4... a third of 4 is 1.33 and so on.. and 3 x 1.333 = 4, which is the correct answer..

wez has spoken.

Boo!